Movies, Comic Books, Games (PC mostly but also XBOX, DS, Gamecube, PS2 and XBOX 360)
Mitch: Oh, sh*t! Ah, that hurt like sh*t!
Samantha: I know. That's why I distracted you first. Same principle as deflowering virgins.
Mitch: Huh? What? Virgin - ? What?
Samantha: Read it in this Harold Robbins book. Guy bites her on the ear. Distracts from the pain. Ever try that?
Mitch: No, no, I sock 'em in the jaw and yell, "Pop goes the weasel."
The Long Kiss Goodnight
This is the reason I pre-order an item as soon as possible...