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Old 06-23-2009, 03:08 AM   #1
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I don't think I've ever come across a review with ratings this low...has anyone actually seen this movie? For the record, Dustin, your review ruled...I was cracking up at every paragraph

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Old 06-23-2009, 03:09 AM   #2
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I don't think I've ever come across a review with ratings this low...has anyone actually seen this movie? For the record, Dustin, your review ruled...I was cracking up at every paragraph
HAHAH but the two member reviews counter Dustin's. But yeah his review was awesome.
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Old 06-23-2009, 03:10 AM   #3
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I rented it from zip.ca a few months back. The movie & transfer were absolutely terrible. All it had was a title.
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I was actually considering buying this at some point. Better just rent it from Netflix.
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Old 06-23-2009, 03:20 AM   #5
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Its all good its all right everybody gets laid tonight! Lol Opening intro song its the wrost vampire/musical ever they also did harry knuckles and the peral necklace its so dumb
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Old 06-23-2009, 03:21 AM   #6
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I don't think I've ever come across a review with ratings this low...has anyone actually seen this movie? For the record, Dustin, your review ruled...I was cracking up at every paragraph
I believe Martin gave the 'Hills have Eyes 2' a "0.5"

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Old 06-23-2009, 03:26 AM   #7
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Great review. It cracked me up a couple of times.

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I believe Martin gave the 'Hills have Eyes 2' a "0.5"

And I think that was only because the software won't allow him to give it a 0.
He gave the movie itself a 0.5, but the overall review was a 2.0.
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Old 06-23-2009, 03:29 AM   #8
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lol...the screenshots look atrocious

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Old 06-23-2009, 03:32 AM   #9
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lol...the screenshots look atrocious
Yeah, plus those lesbian vamps have some jacked up lower jaws.
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hehe, yeah I saw that, but in all honesty I kinda expected the outcome
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Lest we not forget Poison Ivy 4: The Secret Society
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Old 06-23-2009, 03:52 AM   #12
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wow....just when you didn't think it could get any worse

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wow....just when you didn't think it could get any worse
you think it couldnt get worse, read the member review, its from our friend luscious.
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holy crap those screen shots look like they are off of home video cameras from the early 90s

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Poison Ivy IV....ah......

Having seen the blu-ray for JCVH, I can say that yes, the .5 scores are warranted. It's GOD awful, both in sound and appearance. That said, I found the movie to be flat out awesome in how awful it was, and found myself cracking up quite a few times. Even my girl enjoyed it.

I just wish the "special edition hd-dvd" slogan on the cover didn't get changed to say blu-ray, as it does. that would have been flat out hilarious.
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you think it couldnt get worse, read the member review, its from our friend luscious.
Oh, s***! Hahahahahahaahahaha.
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I saw this movie on dvd and it was indeed awful.
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bottom line is this is a must buy for every collection!!

just wait with Blue Neo until it gets to the Wal-Mart Dump bin though
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Truly it's a very bad movie, it's not even fun to watch for the camp/cheesie stuff, it's just horrible plain and simple
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