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Old 03-21-2017, 02:55 AM   #1
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Original article from The Sun, so there's that.

My new vagina almost ruined my partner’s penis

Yaron Steinbuch@NewYorkPost

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A British woman who underwent surgery to improve her sex life ended up with none — after her vagina mutilated her partner’s penis.
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“It was like it had grown teeth,” she said. “His willy was bright red and spouting blood. There was a big red stain spreading between us on the sheets. After that, he was scared of my lady garden and approached it as if it was a Venus flytrap and he was a bluebottle (fly).”
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“It made my vagina deadly and forced me into a life of celibacy. It could have killed me,” she said. “I’m pleased the mesh is gone but it has left my body and my vagina a total mess. I wear padding all the time and sleep on incontinence sheets.”
Random meshness
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A Meninist Nightmare.
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You mean vaginas don't just get eaten but they bite back as well?
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We don't like to tell men, but we can extend and retract our vagina dentata at will.
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^ I've always suspected as much. Friggin' cootie monsters.
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They made a movie about this a decade ago.

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I saw that when it came out. I thought it was kind of corny, the cave scene in particular.

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and there's another reason I'm staying away from women lol
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and there's another reason I'm staying away from women lol
Don't be such a debbie downer.
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Don't be such a debbie downer.
hey I'm not risking my oldest friends life LOL
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what a headline
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