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Old 03-21-2017, 01:55 AM   #1
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Default Vagina attacks penis

Original article from The Sun, so there's that.

My new vagina almost ruined my partner’s penis

Yaron Steinbuch@NewYorkPost

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A British woman who underwent surgery to improve her sex life ended up with none — after her vagina mutilated her partner’s penis.
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“It was like it had grown teeth,” she said. “His willy was bright red and spouting blood. There was a big red stain spreading between us on the sheets. After that, he was scared of my lady garden and approached it as if it was a Venus flytrap and he was a bluebottle (fly).”
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“It made my vagina deadly and forced me into a life of celibacy. It could have killed me,” she said. “I’m pleased the mesh is gone but it has left my body and my vagina a total mess. I wear padding all the time and sleep on incontinence sheets.”
Random meshness
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A Meninist Nightmare.
"Film lovers are sick people." - François Truffaut
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You mean vaginas don't just get eaten but they bite back as well?
And on the seventh day, right before He rested, God posted two United States Marines at the gates of Heaven. St Peter's got the guest list but who do you think's runnin security?

The United States Marines. You could tell us to go to hell but we've already been there and taken over.

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We don't like to tell men, but we can extend and retract our vagina dentata at will.
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Old 03-22-2017, 01:45 PM   #5
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^ I've always suspected as much. Friggin' cootie monsters.
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They made a movie about this a decade ago.

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Old 03-22-2017, 09:38 PM   #7
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I saw that when it came out. I thought it was kind of corny, the cave scene in particular.

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and there's another reason I'm staying away from women lol
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and there's another reason I'm staying away from women lol
Don't be such a debbie downer.
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This actually excites me.
RIP Navster, you were someone I considered a friend and BD.com will always remember you.
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