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Dwight Schrute
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Last Activity: 02-08-2011 09:54 PM
About Me
- About Dwight Schrute
- Biography
- I'm faster than 80% of all snakes
- Location
- The Schrute Farms Fact: Bears can climb faster than they can run.
- Interests
- Beets, Bears and Battlestar Galactica
- Occupation
- ARM at Dunder Mifflin Paper Company
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Signature
- When my mother was pregnant with me,
they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins.
When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later,
they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus.
Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger.
I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
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