[Pizzamorg]

So why not me?

Names Pizzamorg, usually go by "Locke" but someone has jacked that username. I'm generally open to all kinds of questions that fit within the rules of the forum.

A little about me:

- I was brought up on horror movies and it remains my favourite genre. The slasher in particular (and the trashier and sleazier the better) but I also love monster flicks and psychological thrillers too.

- I value entertainment above all else when it comes to film and have never been one for those slow, dry, pretentious "meaning of life" films the "intellectuals" like to say they are a fan of.

- I have a really wry sense of humour which never seems to come through the net very well and so if I've ever offended you I do apologise, it probably wasn't intended and would have probably sounded a lot better had I been able to deliver the line out loud with actual intent.

- I could live off of pizza and black coffee for the rest of my life and be satisfied.

- I have a Letterboxd where I write reviews in my free time, if you want the link send us a PM.

So yeah, is that how we start these things?