Wonder Woman (and hang on, Diana, but her name is never asked for or uttered, which is really weird) is
[Show spoiler] reduced to modeling various dresses for 90% of her screentime, and during her one costumed sequence, there was still time for a gloriously pervy shot of her on the ground, legs splayed and crotch in full view, and I wasn't even trying to notice the first time. Here I was thinking that I would need the Blu-ray to see such things, but no, even in a movie with zero fun for everyone, you still get to see how good Gal Gadot's bikini wax is, which as much as I liked it, was also sort of humiliating, because it's such an easy, small kindness to women not to put that kind of crap in this kind of movie
. I mean, this is basically the
Schindler's List of superhero movies "for kids" in the first place, I felt disturbed by it enough already that I really didn't need
[Show spoiler]any guilt on top of that
. That doesn't really have anything to do with the 12A thing, but I did have to roll my eyes on the inside, even as I admittedly did enjoy it. I mean, I get that
[Show spoiler]every guy wants to bang Wonder Woman, but come on, she's out in full force for about five minutes of a 150+ minute film--did we need to sexualize her like that
? And don't tell me no one noticed that shot, in a film where every shot of every action sequence has been meticulously pored over for months. Many people noticed, and
[Show spoiler]many people enjoyed, and some of those people did so guilt-free, unlike this guy
.