I got our old room mate good one time. Her bathroom was decorated in a sun, moon, stars type theme. I found this god awful moon with a motion sensor, and when tripped it would loudly sing "when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie......" I strategically placed it in front of the toilet so she would set it off as soon as she got home from an evening of drinking. Miraculously..... somehow she didn't set it off. HOWEVER, the next morning, as she is hungover and naked as the day she was born; she set it off on her way into the shower. She stumbled out the the tub, stubbed her toe on the bathroom door and tripped over the cat only to end up butt naked and splayed out on the hallway floor. Good times!
