S01E05 Here's Looking at You
Martin: Boy, it's a long time since I've been dating. Have things changed much in the last forty years?
Frasier: Well, the wardrobe's a little different, but, ummm... your ultimate goal is still the same.
Frasier: Now calm down son, listen to daddy. It's just a bad dream. I promise you, Senator Thurmond is not in your closet.
Doug: Do you mind if we stop while I tell you my pet peeve?
Frasier: Oh, not at all.
Doug: I hate it when intellectual pinheads with superiority complexes nit-pick your grammar when you come to them for help. That's what I got a problem with!
Frasier: I think what he means is that is a thing... with which he has a problem.
Martin: Thanks, Frasier. You know, I guess I don't say it often enough but you're a good kid.
Frasier: Well, thanks Dad. You know, there's something I don't say often enough...
Martin: There's nothing you don't say often enough.
Frasier: Ah, yes. There are a million stories in the naked city. Now if we could just find a naked one.
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