S01E07 Call Me Irresponsible
Frasier: This is killing me! You think I don't want to pick you up right now, carry you over to that Eames classic, and show you why it's the best-engineered chair in the world?
Catherine: Are you telling me that the thought of making love to me makes you sick to your stomach?
Frasier: Yes, but don't take it personally.
Niles: I'll dispense with the usual adolescent teasing and come straight to the point: who was that babe-o-rama?
Frasier: Niles, please don't try to be hip. You remind me of Bob Hope when he dresses up as the Fonz.
Frasier: How I envy you, Eddie. The biggest questions in your life are, "Who's going to walk me? Who's going to feed me?" I won't know that kind of joy for another forty years.
