I was at the local Wal-Mart on Sunday and noticed they had thee hardbox Shout Factory Halloween 4k. Being the perfect being that I am, I recalled the disc's issues and scoffed at it. Then I quietly laughed. Just then, a woman exactly 25 years of age popped around the corner. She looked just like Jennifer Coolidge and Britney Spears combined. "Wow dude...I heard you laughing at that abominable Scream Factory disc! I hear 'ya, I wouldn't get caught DEAD with one in my collection!" She cooed. She came 'round and took my hand in hers. "I'll do anything for you..." she whispered. The electronics department manager released a dove. It flew by us in slow motion. I sighed, retrieving a $750 pair of Gucci X RayBan RayBan sunglasses. "I'm sorry ma'am" I replied. The lady cocked her head. "As beautiful and radiant you are as an angel of the morning, I crave a more rough, forbidden love I can't find in the heart of a woman." Her lips pouted. A horse materialized beside me which I immediately straddled riding off past other customers and into the sunset and into the night in the arms of the man of my dreams, the perfect man, and a perfect movie collection.
We differ.
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