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Originally Posted by Jim L
That's great!
Now, can you do a mock interview of that @ssclown Ken Graffeo from Universal?  |
absolutely! Here it goes.
Press: Ken, how do you feel about the WB situation?
Ken: Well, if you read my inteview with VideoBusiness a few weeks ago, you would have noticed that my numbers showed that HD DVD outsold Blu-ray. It appears Warner made a dumb decision to me.
Press: You're from Universal correct?
Ken: Yes.
Press: Then how did you get WBs nubmers before WB announced them.
Ken: Oh, the official numbers, nah i didn't use those, i used amazon sales rankings.
Press: You do know Amazon was having a BOGO on the Potter titles right?
Ken: So, it was still selling better.
Press: Ken, you accussed blu-ray of skewing the numbers through BOGOs earlier this year, don't you feel you are doing the same.
Ken: No I don't.
Press: Why is that?
Ken: HD DVD offers better interactive featues than blu-ray our online capablities vastly exceed what theirs can do.
Press: you didn't answer my question?
Ken: I answered yor question about Warner, I said it was a dumb one, HD DVD is the only HD format approved by the DVD forum.
Press: No, about skewing numbers.
Ken: Oh, we wern't skewing numbers, warner was just dumping inventory.
Press: I see, and now when can we expect a TL51 release from you guys?
Ken: Expect Jurassic Park to be the first one in June
Press: Do you feel the PS3 is a blu-ray player.
(2 Universal reps walk up behind Ken)
Ken: Well, it depends are we talking hardware sales or attach rates.
Universal rep: Ken, what did we tell you about impersonating Universal reps? you've been fired for over a year goddamit! If it wasn't for you we wouldn't have to wait til June to start supporting blu-ray.