Uwe Boll puts out more cheese than Wisconsin.
When my wife first saw the preview for In the Name of the King, she literally exclaimed, "What the hell is Hottie McHotness (her nickname for Statham) doing in this stupid thing?"
It was a bittersweet feeling. On the one hand, she recognizes, even from the preview, that this movie is going to suck, and this makes me proud. On the other hand, I ponder why it is that Mr. Transporter gets a nickname like "Hottie McHotness" and the best I've ever managed from her is "My silver medal."
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