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I think I might have just figured out what's wrong with HD DUD fans... perhaps they were all born in Shelbyville

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shelbyville_(The_Simpsons)

The city of Shelbyville was founded by Shelbyville Manhattan in 1796, who held the belief that people should be allowed to marry their cousins

P.S. My use of the word "simple" in the title of the thread is a double entendre