TOP 10 THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR OBSOLETE HDDVD PLAYER.
#10 Use it to upscale DVDs, which is all you ever used it for anyways.
#9 Lock it alone in a room with a few lethal weapons... let it die honorably.
#8 Buy a few dozen of 'em and build a little hut for your Blu-ray player.
#7 Put it in a time capsule, just to confuse future generations.
#6 Put a Blu-ray disc in the tray and then call up Toshiba when it doesn't work. Repeatedly. hehe
#5 Channel it through Whoopi Goldberg and make some pottery with it.
#4 Buy the Blu-ray player of your choice, put it in the box, attempt to return it as "defective."
#3 Finally, replace your Betamax player.
#2 Plug it into your clothes dryer's 240-volt outlet. Woops, honey! My bad, guess we have to buy a Blu-ray player now.
And Finally
#1 Mail it to the office of Howard Stringer in protest of Blu-ray's victory.
And there you have it!
You could also take your hddvd player out to dinner, excusing yourself to the bathroom before the check comes... then getting the hell out of there. hehe
