Quote:
Originally Posted by Buddy Ackerman
"It has been long since I cast eyes upon THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG!"
"They won't recognise you Bilbo, not now that you've been THERE AND BACK AGAIN!"
I joke only because I love it  |
Or:
"I hear the Lonely Mountain is a happening place. Let's go on a visit, Bilbo."
Bilbo (at Bag End sitting in chair, stirs from half-stupor): "Eh? No, thanks, I've been THERE AND BACK AGAIN." (insert canned audience laughter on soundtrack).