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Old 01-11-2013, 03:21 PM   #4
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It's on Netflix... I tried. I really did.

But 5 minutes in, I found this to be thoroughly un-watchable.

It is that bad (beyond so bad it's good), an the acting was probably the worst I have ever seen I think.

The only thing that could be even remotely appealing for this kind of low budget crapfest would be amateur level gore, but there isn't even that (unless it suddenly appears later on in the movie that is, there was nothing on the first attack), and breasts galore (doubt it, probably bikini galore). I checked and it's rated R, so I'm going to guess there is a little of (probably terrible) gore at some point, probably easily edite-able out for the inevitable Syfy broadcast.

All in all, It's probably better to go get some sunshine on a california or florida beach if you are -that- desperate to see girls in bikinis, and much more healthy too.
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