Did I just see trailers for Hansel and Gretel and Jack and the Beanstalk? Holy lack of ideas, Batman.

They just make everything into a movie. Whats next? Jack and Jill? Itsy Bitsy Spider? Little Boy Blue?
Better yet, they always manage to shoehorn a big battle scene into these films even though there was never one or doesnt need to be one. Hilarious. These are the films that will make up future MST3K or maybe MST4K fodder.