[Beta Man]

I've got a few, I'll try to be brief.

1) send "plus size women's" and "geriatric support hose" catalogs to a friend. There's a website (I think my firewall will pick it up) but search "Free Magazines" and you'll find all sorts of embarassing things, send the funnier ones to a friend.....

2) Go to the Taco-Bell Drive-Thru..... Drive up when it's busy, Keep close to the person in front of you, and when they place their order, immediately follow them ahead in the line..... the person behind you will place their order, and when you get to the window, and they say the total is $5 or $8 whatever it is... just pay for it..... and then you just bought the food the people BEHIND you ordered.... plus it will cause all sorts of confusion....... (We did this all the time in High-School, and Taco-Bell is the best because people don't/can't spend that much at Taco-Bell!) Don't eat the god-awful food though, or the joke is on you.

3) Sign up a friend for rogaine coupons.

4) (this one I have to admit I didn't come up with myself) Get a gift-card to a restraunt, like TGI-Fridays, or Applebees, or wherever people eat these days, for $50 or $100 and then use it with your significant other to go have dinner and drinks, and make sure you bring the total down to $5 or less, then give it to a friend, with the original paper/envelope even receipt if you have to, that says "$100" on it, and tell them to go out and have a good time, that you got it from work, or as a gift from a relative and you don't care for the restraunt, and won't use it..... then when they go out and ring up a big bar-tab etc. expecting their $100 to come through, when the bill comes and they use their card, the Waitress/Waiter will gladly knock of the $4.03 you left on the card!!!!!!!


5) Wear clothes all day that DO NOT MATCH not even slightly..... start with colorful Cordoroys, add shoes that don't match, socks, then a shirt that isn't even CLOSE!



I'm sure you guys have ideas...... throw them at me!