The Joke Thread

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There's a shipwreck and the only survivors are an old woman and a parrot. The only thing the parrot says is "How's your drain hole?" over and over again. The old woman tries her best to ignore it but after three days in the lifeboat with the parrot squawking "How's your drain hole?" constantly she can't take it any more and she bellows "SHUT UP" and the parrot says "So's mine, I think it must be the salt water"