Blue vs Red

[phloyd]

Blue is clearly much better than Red.

Blue is the colour of the sky and the sea. It is a cool colour. Soothing.

The Democrats are blue and in these last elections the US population clearly showed a swing from red to blue. They are starting to see the light.

Blue is a higher frequency than red and so media using lasers is much better off using blue lasers than red lasers.

Blue leds on equipment looks cool - red leds are so last century. Everything is going blue these days.

Blue packets of M&Ms are easily the best kind.

Red represents bad things like communists.

Fire engines are red because they go to dangerous places.

Stop signs are red. Nobody likes to have to stop.

In traffic lights, the red light is easily the worst one.

Red things are hot and dangerous. You wanna steer clear of red things.

Anger and red are commonly associated... like 'I saw red' and 'red rag to a bull'. You don't wanna be seeing red. It ruins your day and often other people's days as well.

Blood is also red - and that is one thing you certainly don't wanna see - especially your own.

All kinds of skin diseases are red - and you don't want any of that.

Red tape is a really bad kind of tape - you don't wanna get caught up in red tape.

So remember - blue is good - red is bad.

My car is blue. I love my car. I could never see myself owning a red car...

<- even that is blue <- and that.

<- that is red. That is what red is all about.

So remember ... stay away from red. Stick with blue. It is way better.