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Benoit Blanc · 08-16-2022, 03:47 AM

What do you call a prequel to American Psycho?

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John1701D · 08-16-2022, 04:16 AM

Please block us all.

Mephariel · 08-16-2022, 04:52 AM

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?

The same thing that happens to everything else

Joey9775 · 08-16-2022, 05:48 AM

"Is she with you?"
"I thought she was with you?"

Why would you think that Batman? Only you have spoken to her this whole movie.

Jay H. · 08-16-2022, 05:51 AM

I'm reminded of when I saw Tool live in 1997. In between each dark and glorious song, Maynard would tell jokes that a third grader would find hokey.

Good times.

Blu Lemmy · 08-16-2022, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by John1701D

Please block us all.

I'm pretty sure he has

RossyG · 08-16-2022, 10:58 AM

EMPEROR PALPATINE: Minion, call me a taxi.

STUART THE MINION: Er, ok. Sei un taxi.

EMPEROR PALPATINE: Why, you little one-eyed shit…

Martoto · 08-16-2022, 11:46 AM

filmbuffTX · 08-16-2022, 01:10 PM

RFK · 09-04-2022, 06:27 PM

From "The Short and the Curlies"

Two peanuts walking down the street, One was a salted.

Lee A Stewart · 09-04-2022, 06:33 PM

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call a gunslinger with glasses? Squint Eastwood.

Benoit Blanc · 09-04-2022, 08:16 PM

What do you call a Ninja Turtles reboot directed by Taika Waititi?

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witheygull · 09-04-2022, 09:04 PM

What's the best biopic of a Marvel villain?

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08-16-2022, 03:47 AM	#1
Benoit Blanc Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Feb 2020 Location:Dublin, Ireland Blu-ray collection:76	Lousy movie jokes What do you call a prequel to American Psycho? [Show spoiler]Bateman Begins.

09-04-2022, 08:16 PM	#12
Benoit Blanc Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Feb 2020 Location:Dublin, Ireland Blu-ray collection:76	What do you call a Ninja Turtles reboot directed by Taika Waititi? [Show spoiler]What We Do in the Sewers.

09-04-2022, 09:04 PM	#13
witheygull Special Member Top contributor Member since:Feb 2008 Location:northwest GA, U.S.A. 4K collection:445 Blu-ray collection:2233 DVD collection:964 Blu-ray reviews:2 Trading Score:1	What's the best biopic of a Marvel villain? [Show spoiler]Citizen Kang

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08-16-2022, 04:16 AM	#2
John1701D Blu-ray Count Member since:Mar 2011 Trading Score:9	Please block us all.

08-16-2022, 04:52 AM	#3
Mephariel Expert Member Member since:Feb 2019	Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else

08-16-2022, 05:48 AM	#4
Joey9775 Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Jan 2017 Blu-ray collection:9 Trading Score:80	"Is she with you?" "I thought she was with you?" Why would you think that Batman? Only you have spoken to her this whole movie.

08-16-2022, 05:51 AM	#5
Jay H. Blu-ray Baron Member since:Oct 2019 Trading Score:2	I'm reminded of when I saw Tool live in 1997. In between each dark and glorious song, Maynard would tell jokes that a third grader would find hokey. Good times.

08-16-2022, 10:58 AM	#7
RossyG Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Sep 2016 Location:Brighton, UK	EMPEROR PALPATINE: Minion, call me a taxi. STUART THE MINION: Er, ok. Sei un taxi. EMPEROR PALPATINE: Why, you little one-eyed shit…

08-16-2022, 11:46 AM	#8
Martoto Blu-ray Duke Member since:Mar 2014 Location:Glasgow Blu-ray reviews: 7

09-04-2022, 06:27 PM	#10
RFK Blu-ray Guru Member since:Apr 2015	From "The Short and the Curlies" Two peanuts walking down the street, One was a salted.

09-04-2022, 06:33 PM	#11
Lee A Stewart Blu-ray Baron Member since:Jan 2019 Location:Albuquerque, NM	What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy. What do you call a gunslinger with glasses? Squint Eastwood.

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