Just got back from Wisconsin Dells.

[Grumpz]

It was a great family trip. We took our 4 and 7 yr old daugthers to Noah's Ark Water Park.

HOLY CRAP!

I had no idea they made water parks the size of small amusement parks geared directly at water slide junkies.

I'm sure someone here has been to Noah's Ark and been on "The Plunge" or a water slide just like it. MAN OH MAN!

I'm a roller coaster junkie and have never shyed away from anything (excluding what's on the top of the Stratosphere in Vegas, cuz I've got a savage fear of heights), but every single part of my existance felt like something was wrong when I flew down that slide. I had no idea I would actually get "air" and free fall briefly before coming back in contact with the slide.

AT LEAST A COASTER GIVES YOU A SENSE OF SECURITY...YOU'RE LOCKED IN!

All there was between me and impending doom, was a 1" piece of foam!