Water vs. JJ: The Epic Struggle

[JJ]

So, I'm on my lounge area, on the laptop, minding my own business, when suddenly I hear a watery sound, like a faucet running. So I look behind me to my kitchen, everything's off. So I look under my sink. Pipes are leaking a bit. So I turn off all the nozzles, leak stops, and I resume looking at the preseason NFL games.

Suddenly, I hear a FWOOSH, and I look behind me, and the cabinets under the sink are spewing water. Panicking, I fly out of the house to find the water shut-off valve, and shut it off, and return back to my house.

The Kitchen was overwhelmed like France in the '40s in the face of a watery blitzkrieg. Flooded. The lounge area, like the low countries. I dont have enough towels to span the space between it and my living room HT. Fighting the good battle right now to quell it, and trying to get an emergency service over to fix the problem and suck all this water out.

I've held them in the area of the left rear and right rear, but the H20nd regiment of the Aquatic Brigade is still making a hell of a push down the center speaker. Running out of towels. Situation = Serious. Tell my mother I loved her.

Casualties so far are my black curtains, my wooden table housing my stereo, and the kitchen island. Standstill.