Ninjas (and other awesome and ridiculous websites)

[Chordata]

Like ninjas?

If so (or not), hopefully you've visited realultimatepower.net.

I laugh every time I read this idiot's site.

Here's a sample "testimonial:

Testimonial:

Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

Have any other ridiculous yet awesome sites you want to share?

[SDon1969]

Originally Posted by O_V_N

Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

That's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Steve]

I like how they're trying to pass off a Samurai sword as a Ninja sword.

Also, when you get to the site's main page, you should click no just for the heck of it. It's pretty funny.

[mikejet]

My favorite website in the world is bash.org

[Chordata]

Some more gems:

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?
A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.


Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.



Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

[Chordata]

Originally Posted by mikejet

My favorite website in the world is bash.org

Safe for work?

[brettallica]

I love realultimatepower. It's a bit old and they haven't updated it in forever.

We probably all know about Maddox: http://maddox.xmission.com/ Classic.

I also get a huge kick out of this site (definitely SFW, unless you're not allowed to laugh at work).

[mikejet]

Originally Posted by O_V_N

Safe for work?

Yeah it's just a bunch of quotes from IRC.

[Chordata]

Originally Posted by brettallica

I also get a huge kick out of this site (definitely SFW, unless you're not allowed to laugh at work).

The letters to the website are hilarious!

[Rob71]

Originally Posted by brettallica

I also get a huge kick out of this site (definitely SFW, unless you're not allowed to laugh at work).

[jadedeath]

Originally Posted by fireman325

I like how they're trying to pass off a Samurai sword as a Ninja sword.

Nerd.

Logan

[Steve]

Originally Posted by jadedeath

Nerd.

Logan

LOL Thanks man.

[Gaius Marius]

Originally Posted by O_V_N

Like ninjas?

If so (or not), hopefully you've visited realultimatepower.net.

I laugh every time I read this idiot's site.

Here's a sample "testimonial:




Have any other ridiculous yet awesome sites you want to share?

Yet, a Spartan still kicks their ass Hail to real badass. THIS IS SPARTA