I'm a friggin moron - my intro to Four Loko

[ChadFL]

Ok, so it's Friday and I finally get off work. I have a 42 mile interstate drive back home after a long day, so I stopped to get gas and something to drink. Figure I need myself a "pick me up" so I check out the energy drink section and notice a large, cool looking fruit punch flavored can. Grabbed one and a quick snack and hit the road. A little while later I pop open the can and take a swig, only to realize it tastes kinda funny. I was still thirsty so I drink quite a bit. Well by the time I get home I oddly feel "buzzed." Once in the house I take another look at the can and realize it's called Four Loko and contains 12% alcohol. So I had been unwittingly drinking and driving for the past 40 min. I'm sure as hell glad the highway patrol didn't pull me over. I somehow doubt they'd even believe my story.