Pure Trophies - Blu-ray Forum

witheygull · 04-26-2011, 08:33 AM

A friend of mine was looking at my trophy list and noticed the entry for the game Pure was listed as Pure Trophies. This struck us as amusing, so I wrote the following fake ad. Hope you dig it.

Tired of earning your trophies by suffering through the tedium of actually playing video games? Searching for a quick fix for your Pavlovian reaction to that special ding sound?*

We have the answer you’ve been waiting for. A non-interactive video disc that strips the gaming experience down to all that truly matters. Introducing Pure Trophies.

No longer do you need to waste hours of your life to obtain those digital representations of your awesomeness. Just insert the disc and sit back in rapturous delight as one trophy after another pops. No game, just Pure Trophies.

For only $59.99 you get 43 bronze trophies, 6 silver, 3 gold, and even a highly-coveted platinum trophy. Pre-order now and we’ll throw in the first DLC pack as a special bonus. That’s 7 additional trophies that normally retail for $9.99 absolutely free. At less than $1 per trophy, there is no better value available for trophy hunters seeking status without effort.

Remember, for pure rewards, it’s Pure Trophies.

*Special ding sound is (probably) a registered trademark of Sony.

04-26-2011, 08:33 AM	#1
witheygull Special Member Top contributor Member since:Feb 2008 Location:northwest GA, U.S.A. 4K collection:445 Blu-ray collection:2230 DVD collection:965 Blu-ray reviews:2 Trading Score:1	Pure Trophies A friend of mine was looking at my trophy list and noticed the entry for the game Pure was listed as Pure Trophies. This struck us as amusing, so I wrote the following fake ad. Hope you dig it. Tired of earning your trophies by suffering through the tedium of actually playing video games? Searching for a quick fix for your Pavlovian reaction to that special ding sound?* We have the answer you’ve been waiting for. A non-interactive video disc that strips the gaming experience down to all that truly matters. Introducing Pure Trophies. No longer do you need to waste hours of your life to obtain those digital representations of your awesomeness. Just insert the disc and sit back in rapturous delight as one trophy after another pops. No game, just Pure Trophies. For only $59.99 you get 43 bronze trophies, 6 silver, 3 gold, and even a highly-coveted platinum trophy. Pre-order now and we’ll throw in the first DLC pack as a special bonus. That’s 7 additional trophies that normally retail for $9.99 absolutely free. At less than $1 per trophy, there is no better value available for trophy hunters seeking status without effort. Remember, for pure rewards, it’s Pure Trophies. *Special ding sound is (probably) a registered trademark of Sony.

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