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[GasCat]

Has anyone else seen this show on Spike? It was on tonight. Hilarious.

How long can you stay alive in space without a suit on? 90 seconds.

How do you dig a bullet out of your body? Use a knife to dig it out, douse it in alchohol (whiskey is less painful than rubbing alcohol). cauterize it, bandage it up. If you lose 2 and half pints of blood your dead though.

How many beers before you die? 18

3/4 of menstruating women get PMS or "*****itude". How do you solve this problem? Unprotected SEX! Chicks are 30 percent happier. Something to do with enzymes breaking down things....a condom blocks the necessary anti-venom.

How can a guy spot a narc?
1, Short beard (3-4 days growth).
2. Dark sunglasses.
3. Old clothes that look neat.
4. Wants to get into your car.
5. Wants to turn the radio down.
6. Too much personal information. They open up hoping you will too.

What's the furthest a dwarf has been tossed?
1986 at the world dward champinionship - 12 feet 9 inches.

Smart girls are the best in bed.

What animal is closest to having sex with a woman? Watch the show if you really want to find out.

[Rob71]

Originally Posted by GasCat

Has anyone else seen this show on Spike? It was on tonight. Hilarious.

How long can you stay alive in space without a suit on? 90 seconds.

How do you dig a bullet out of your body? Use a knife to dig it out, douse it in alchohol (whiskey is less painful than rubbing alcohol). cauterize it, bandage it up. If you lose 2 and half pints of blood your dead though.

How many beers before you die? 18

3/4 of menstruating women get PMS or "*****itude". How do you solve this problem? Unprotected SEX! Chicks are 30 percent happier. Something to do with enzymes breaking down things....a condom blocks the necessary anti-venom.

How can a guy spot a narc?
1, Short beard (3-4 days growth).
2. Dark sunglasses.
3. Old clothes that look neat.
4. Wants to get into your car.
5. Wants to turn the radio down.
6. Too much personal information. They open up hoping you will too.

What's the furthest a dwarf has been tossed?
1986 at the world dward champinionship - 12 feet 9 inches.

Smart girls are the best in bed.

What animal is closest to having sex with a woman? Watch the show if you really want to find out.

OMG! I half killed myself last Saturday night.

I meant to watch it, but I forgot about it coming on last night.

[GasCat]

That was a hilarious section of the show.

I think you were at the puke stage. Liver struggling to keep up. Your body goes straight up in alchol percentage after your liver starts shutting down. So if you are out drinking and you can't figure out why you don't have to take a wizz, it's time to stop and get going to the hospital.