Warning to all Blu-ray owners...

[JustaTest]

I am a recovering blu-ray addict, I have fought long and hard to get to where I am now. It took me two years to finally realize what a fool I had made of myself... and here is my story.

It all started on PS3 launch day, back in the day. I was in line at wal mart, gangsterz fighting all around me, shooting each other trying to get a PS3. Luckily, I remembered my bullet-proof vest, and didn't die. My foot was the first to own the door openers face. I got a ps3 and a game to go with it. resistence. I played resistence for 2 days. First the 4 hours it took me to beat the game, then the 8 hours it took me to realize that I was playing doom with pretty graphics and on a global scale. I looked on my ps3 box, and saw "BLU ray disc." That was the first day of the rest of my life.

At first I thought it was just what it did to my dvd's. I thought it turned them blue, which is why I never played any dvds in my ps3. But then a helped at best buy told me about HD. Blu-ray.
My first blu ray movie was some shitty disney movie, I can't remember what it was, but it was better than sex with a cheap dollar ***** with candy coated nipples.
I started collecting blu-ray, dumped my girl cause she wasnt in hd, and was to standard for me.

One day I made a grave mistake.
I didn't know about HD DVD and I saw a movie in the fancy packaging and I figured it was a blu-ray. I took 300 home and put it into my blu-ray player, but it didn't work. It says, make sure it is a blu-ray disc.

It was like a slap in the face
I leapt of my house in an attempt to kill myself.
Now, I warn all of you, be careful how you obsess about this format, it could take control of your life. Me Im just lucky I only broke my arm.

I just hope i can watch blu-ray movies again soon, however... I might not be up to it.