10 commandments for LAZY and VAGUE like me

[Rumar 4U]

Its been quite a few months since ive entered the Blu-ray Forum and i have had plenty of jokes around and i have laughed a lot with some of you guys.

Its been real fun for me and for other friends who usually come here to get the latest Blu-ray news.

Now in the Spirit of Laughing i got this Email from a friend who thinks i dont do nothing (Shit for most of you) its in my other Language (Spanish) so ill translate it trying to preserve the same meaning without loosing the cool part of it

10 Commandments of LAZY PEOPLE

1. Live to Rest (live your life only to rest)

2. Love your BED as if it was yourself (better place to rest)

3. If you see someone resting, HELP him (My favorite)

4. Rest during the day, so you can sleep well at night

5. Work is Sacred, please dont touch it (Holy Bat-works)

6. What can you do today, leave it for tomorrow (Genius)

7. For whatever you gotta do, leave it for others to do it (except Blu-ray)

8. If you feel like to do work, Rest until it passes out (awesome)

9. True happyness lies in Absolute resting

10. If work equals health, let the Sick work (never enjoyed so much health before)


So if you guys have another commandment to add to me ill be happy to accept it and if........ (Feel tired already let me get some sleep) bye till later