Florida Woman Spends $20,000 To Add Third Breast TOTAL RECALL Style

[Galactus]

No, this isn't a hoax thanks to some clever make-up effects or Photoshop! Jasmine Tridevil (that's not her real name, FYI) has undergone a risky procedure in order to add a third breast to the two she already had!* The young woman had to contact over 50 doctors before finally finding a surgeon willing to perform the operation and even then he made her sign a non-disclosure in fear of possibly getting sued somewhere down the line. However, it doesn't appear as if being the world's #1 fan of Total Recall (which received an underwhelmng remake in 2012) is the reason for this as Tridevil has been quoted in an interview as saying that she made this addition because she, "wanted to make [herself] unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore." Uh...ok? Anyway, if you'd like to see more of her new addition, she's hoping to star in her own self prduced reality show (which the fame hungry 21-year-old intends to offer to MTV), Jasmine's Jugs. Appearances on the Jimmy Kimmel show and the Inside Edition are also said to be in the works.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8hNMpb4b04

Source: Uproxx

[Astro Zombie]

[DetroitSportsFan]

Inside Edition says it's a hoax. She was apparently at an airport recently, and had her luggage searched. The written report from who searched it (TSA?) said that she had 3 prosthetic breasts in her luggage.

[Al_The_Strange]

Originally Posted by DetroitSportsFan

Inside Edition says it's a hoax. She was apparently at an airport recently, and had her luggage searched. The written report from who searched it (TSA?) said that she had 3 prosthetic breasts in her luggage.

At first, it was just amusing and whimsical. After reading this, I've come to the conclusion that she's loopy.

[Silo5]

Regardless of the hoax; but stating that you want to add a third breast to make yourself unattractive to men?? How can ADDING something men are infatuated with make you UNATTRACTIVE?? If she wanted to make herself unattractive to men, she should have TAKEN AWAY her breast/breasts...not adding to it.

[jwerk]

Originally Posted by Silo5

Regardless of the hoax; but stating that you want to add a third breast to make yourself unattractive to men?? How can ADDING something men are infatuated with make you UNATTRACTIVE?? If she wanted to make herself unattractive to men, she should have TAKEN AWAY her breast/breasts...not adding to it.

It's very clear that she is lacking in reason, common sense, and dignity. I feel sorry for her, and I hope she can find help.

[DetroitSportsFan]

Originally Posted by Silo5

Regardless of the hoax; but stating that you want to add a third breast to make yourself unattractive to men?? How can ADDING something men are infatuated with make you UNATTRACTIVE?? If she wanted to make herself unattractive to men, she should have TAKEN AWAY her breast/breasts...not adding to it.

I'm 100% breast man, and even I'm turned off by a woman having a third.

[sk33tr]

hoax or not, the reason that was given is such bs, in my opinion.

she said it was because she didn't want to date anymore? how about just.....NOT DATING ANYMORE!

is there some crazy law that says you HAVE to date unless you have a third breast?

i'm still not 100% sure this is real, but whatever.....

[Josh B]

There's a 3 boob chick in porn, too. Not real but still oddly bonerrific.

[Cat III]

Originally Posted by DetroitSportsFan

I'm 100% breast man, and even I'm turned off by a woman having a third.

I'm reminded of an old joke: "Martinis are like breasts. One is not enough and three is too many."