Questions about Noah (spoilers, if you haven't seen the movie)

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I finally got around to seeing Noah, and I have a few questions about it. The movie itself seems to have plot holes and other oddities that just don't make sense.


1) The movie mentions that Adam and Eve had three sons. No mention of daughters, so where do the other women in the movie come from?

2) If the Fallen Angels are made out of light, why do they need skeletons? They are shown to have them in the movie.

3) When they become the Watchers, how come their stone bodies are thrice the size of their angel bodies?

4) Why does Emma Watson have such a big scar on her stomach? I don't recall her being wounded that badly in her youth.

5) Why was the task of building an ark dependent on the interpretation of a dream? What if Noah interpreted the dream incorrectly, and doesn't build the ark and everything dies? Isn't that kind of a foolish thing to risk, why didn't the Creator just tell Noah in a straightforward way? This is the dumbest plot hole of the movie.

6) How the heck did that mob of people throw the calf so high up in the air?

7) If Anthony Hopkins has healing powers, how come the only one he heals is Watson?

8) Why is Noah a dick to that girl, he pulls his son away but lets her die via the mob trampling all over her body. Isn't he supposed to be the "good guy" in this movie?

9) If the Angels aren't supposed to return home, why are they disobeying half way through the movie? They're all like "screw you guy, I'm going home" — I guess they've seen one too many episodes of South Park or something...

10) Why didn't Hopkins board the ark? He cared more about finding and eating berries, than he did his own life.

11) How come after the ark sets sail, there's another hour of this movie? Isn't the whole point of the movie to set sail, they did that, wrap it up already.

12) Why is Noah so stupid as to think that when back on dry land, he and his family must die but the animals get to live? He build the ark, why wouldn't he thinks that entitles him to life? Noah is such a dimwit in this movie.

13) How did Noah know how to make wine if he never had grapes before the new island, and why did he get naked when drunk?

14) Again, Noah is stupid. Emma Watson had to explain his true task, why couldn't Noah figure this stuff out on his own? His dumbass thought his task was to kill all the humans, she knew his task was to make a choice. This all goes back to #5, why wasn't he just told straightforward what to do? Noah is such an idiot.

15) The snake skin has no magic powers, it's just symbolic, so why is it so important to the movie? It's really not. Just because it came from Eden, doesn't make it special.