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jkwest · 12-13-2007, 08:04 PM

An email I got today...

A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," he replied.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.

"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room!"

gandley · 12-13-2007, 09:17 PM

If she was hot, what does it matter.

Wont be the last time you would of tasted sweet ass. (time to stop)

JJ · 12-13-2007, 09:19 PM

Dear lord, Dustin - there was a line, and you crossed it!

gandley · 12-13-2007, 09:23 PM

pffft

Im told that sort of thing happens....

theknub · 12-13-2007, 10:04 PM

while most people draw a line and maybe tiptoe near it, i wholeheartedly jump over it and sprint a little further

nice joke btw

Zyclone · 12-13-2007, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJxiv1215

Dear lord, Dustin - there was a line, and you crossed it!

and im proud of him for doing it! he took the ball and ran with it.

Wheelman1970 · 12-14-2007, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gandley

If she was hot, what does it matter.

Wont be the last time you would of tasted sweet ass. (time to stop)

Three words: YOU-THE-MAN.

Sa-weet!

The joke was damn funny too.

GTsmokeya · 12-14-2007, 07:39 AM

LMAO Very funny.

GTsmokeya

NARMAK · 12-14-2007, 09:29 AM

LOL, that if friggin funny, good joke

12-13-2007, 08:04 PM	#1
jkwest Off-Topic King Member since:Jul 2007 Location:Northern California PSN Id: jkwest5 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:20	Women Are Evil By Nature An email I got today... A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room!"

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gandley Special Member Member since:Feb 2007 Location:The Drowning Pool	pffft Im told that sort of thing happens....

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theknub Blu-ray Guru Member since:May 2006	while most people draw a line and maybe tiptoe near it, i wholeheartedly jump over it and sprint a little further nice joke btw

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