Great / Amusing Title Headlines For Film Reviews...

[Popcorn_Bliss]

Whether you have come across them on this site, or Amazon, or IMDB, or anywhere, what are some review titles that jump out at you as amusing, clever, or well-summarized?

I assume we will use this opportunity to list titles that struck us in a way that makes us appreciate the film, rather than bash it. But perhaps I ask too much...

I offer this title that jumped out at me in regards to a review of what many cite as the greatest film ever made...

CITIZEN KANE 1941
"What did you do at age 25? Orson Welles made this!"

[The Debts]

"If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination."

- The quote Rotten Tomatoes chose from Roger Ebert's review of Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen.

[Popcorn_Bliss]

And this review title, which I definitely think is apt...

THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE 1974
"What real art-house horror should be like".

[Popcorn_Bliss]

I like this review title for The Texas Chain Saw Massacre 1974 as well...

"A landmark, masterwork for the genre, that is unfit for any star rating."

[Creed]

One from The Human Centipede (hilarious)

"I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, I refuse to do it. The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world where the stars don't shine."

For the sequel from Roger.

"reprehensible, dismaying, ugly, artless and an affront to any notion, however remote, of human decency."

[Popcorn_Bliss]

And just a few more titles for The Texas Chain Saw Massacre 1974 that I found amusing and/or true...

"The film that completely changed a genre. Sick and original."

"Whoa! I needed a drink after this one".

"Move over Citizen Kane and Gone With The Wind. There's a new kid on the block."

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And this one for 2001: A Space Odyssey 1968...

"If only one film makes it off this planet, it should be 2001."

[Popcorn_Bliss]

Or this amusing yet apt one for 2001:A Space Odyssey 1968...

"A piece of art for those with an attention span longer than 10 minutes..."

[Creed]

“I entered the theatre in the bloom of youth and emerged with a family of field mice living in my long, white moustache. (The film) is an entirely inappropriate length for what is essentially a home video of gay men playing with giant Barbie dolls.”
Sex and the City 2, Lindy West, thestranger.com

[Creed]

“What can you say about a sequel that Steve Guttenberg won’t even appear in?”
Police Academy 5, Leonard Maltin

“Only — repeat only — for those who thought Police Academy 5 was robbed at Oscar time”
Police Academy 6, Leonard Maltin

[NegaScott128]

http://reviews.antagonyecstasy.com/2...thpicable.html

-Space Jam is a f#cking abomination. It is a foulness on par with the indescribable eldritch monstrosities in the writings of H.P. Lovecraft, and equally as impossible to watch without being driven into a psychotic frenzy. It's sacrilege, of a deeply infuriating sort. It is drawing a cum-spurting phallus on the face of the Madonna of Michelangelo's Pietà; it is noisily letting out a damp Taco Bell shart in the middle of the Verdi Requiem; it is copying Guernica in day-glo poster paints on black velvet. It is a mindless, feature-length insult to the dignity and perfection of the Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies series, one of the greatest and most characteristically American artistic triumphs of the 20th Century. I undoubtedly hate it more than it deserves, just as much as all those people born between 1985 and 1995 like it more than can be reasonably justified.