Xbox body wash, deodorant and body spray

[Samus Aran]

This is real and it's from the makers of Axe (aka Lynx in Australia). Will launch in Australia in July.

Here is the product description.

"Lynx Xbox is a fresh scent of pulsing green citrus, featuring top notes of kaffir lime and winter lemon, aromatic herbal middle notes of mint and sage, and woody bottom notes of patchouli and clearwood. Containing a range of natural essential oils, the Xbox Lynx range comes with a sleek new look and features a body spray, deodorant, and shower gel."

[stvn1974]

"Guaranteed not to stink after eighteen hours straight of killing hookers with a chainsaw while playing Grand Theft Audio" should be the tagline.

[Wingman1977]

[Steelmaker]

It's only a timed exclusive. It'll be coming to other platforms in a few months.

[dyne]

Now you can not only act like a douche online but you can smell like one IRL.

[Canada]

Just when I think I've seen everything.

[partridge]

Will it have the delicate aroma of an over heating console? A waft of electrically charged air with an undertone of fan blown dust? Mmm, laydeez, form an orderly line...

[Thomas Irwin]

They forgot the mouthwash to rid you of the stink of Red Bull, Ramen and Sour Patch Kids. That's the real Red Ring of Death.