Michael Bay's The Dark Knight

[Bizi Jones]

http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/sh...gPost%3A355506

C'mon, tell me you wouldn't wanna see that

[Whytewash]

i stopped reading after like the 5th page... what garbage!

[spotnick]

THIS made my day. Thank you very very much

[JUDGEMENT 4400]

That was good.

[Blu-ray Fanatic]

I like Michael Bay but the script sounds more like the 60's Batman. C'mon Michael Bay, you can do better than that.

[Blu-ray Fanatic]

With all of you laughing, you're just full of shit.

[Alan Gordon]

THAT'S AWESOME!!!

~Alan

[SquidPuppet]

THAT is HILARIOUS......"Back in Black"....TOoooooooo funny man. Thanks

[Bizi Jones]

"We pan to a beautiful woman: platinum blonde with a huge rack. She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she's also the smartest woman in the world."

soooooo jokes....lmao

[Tpatcher]

Haha I love the refrence to the fixing the car from transformers.

[PS3-Playb3yond]

I don't really believe Michael Bay actually wrote this but it's funny nonetheless.

[Blu-ray Fanatic]

Wow! What a bunch of dorks in this thread. I'll go somewhere else.

[Bizi Jones]

^
relax...its just a joke...your hero Michael Bay can still safely make movies after this...

[SquidPuppet]

Originally Posted by Blu-ray Fanatic

Wow! What a bunch of dorks in this thread. I'll go somewhere else.

I guess you think Bay is skilled and that Transformers was an awesome epic movie?

I am only able to guess because I am a Dork.

[Bizi Jones]

I think this is an exert from the script...maybe an early wip

[Nerdkiller likes BD]

"The biggest f*cking missles you will ever see." Yep, thats Bay all right.

[Petra_Kalbrain]

Obviously a forgery for humour sake. Someone is trying to get attention by downplaying a Hollywood heavyweight.

Although, I'm sure that concept scripts from MOST writer/director personalities are bad, they couldn't possibly even come remotely close to being THIS bad... yes, even the so-called HORRIBLE Michael Bay. I, personally, love his films. They aren't much in the way of depth of character. But, the story is often enough to keep me interested while the action stimulates my testosterone.

[Blu-ray Fanatic]

Thats the point.....Entertainment. Entertainment is never accurate enough because its for show business. If movies were made from the real thing, all of us would be bored out of our minds.

[sdenfeld]

Originally Posted by Petra_Kalbrain

Obviously a forgery for humour sake. Someone is trying to get attention by downplaying a Hollywood heavyweight.

Although, I'm sure that concept scripts from MOST writer/director personalities are bad, they couldn't possibly even come remotely close to being THIS bad... yes, even the so-called HORRIBLE Michael Bay. I, personally, love his films. They aren't much in the way of depth of character. But, the story is often enough to keep me interested while the action stimulates my testosterone.

I'm surprised that some people actually think this might be real. It's clearly a joke, and a very funny one. And, I must point out that it's not like this kind of satire came out of nowhere. Michael Bay's "movies" aren't much better than this, which is why this is so amusing. Heck, most of these shots were actually taken from Transformers...

[Moefiz]

Who would believe that Bay wrote this.......not me