Pee Wee's basement

[Uuah]

Anybody who knows me knows I like bikes and basements. So, of course, I like Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
I wish THAT would come out on Blu-Ray.
But under one condition; that they release the extra features on a separate disc (even though they wouldn't have to) and keep that disc in a secret place.
I want the majority of the pressing budget to be spent on -rather than making a quality product with quality sound and picture - building the secret place to house the one and only special features disc.
What would this disc bunker be?
The basement in the Alamo.
It's high time the Alamo had a basement, it's high time Pee-Wee came out on Blu-Ray, and it's high time that people started sharing special features discs, because you're some sort of weirdo if you watch that disc more than a few times anyway.
It all goes without saying.

So, I guess I'm a jerk for saying it.

FTW anyway