Throwing out my MAXIM collection!

[Roland1919]

My girl called me out to the garage today to deliver the news. BABE, do you really need to keep these? OR can you get rid of them? {HINT, HINT} Of course she used her sweet sexy voice with a hand on her hip and her hair nicely arranged and scooped gently over her right ear. "Yeah..I guess your right. I'll take care of it" The second the words left my mouth I regretted it. I've collected MAXIM for years and I have every issue ever. And now as I sit here I can glance down into my yard and see them sitting all by their lonesome in 5 cardboard boxes. But hey, I have never reread them although I did sit out by the garbage tonight for about an hour combing through them getting a laugh here and there. Should I save my MAXIMs from DOOM? My chcik is cool and she'd be OK with it, but really - I think psychologically I'm giving up a part of my GUYDOM..IS there such a word? Anyway has anyone else had trouble getting rid of a collection? I'm getting married in APRIL...so I wonder whats next...no not my BUM shirt from my high school days...