Things to say if caught sleeping at work

[Kifmertuy]

Very funny thing list of things i just found in Google:
1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
2. This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to.
3. Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time.
4. I wasn't sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
5. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance
6. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminating toward people who practice Yoga?"
7 Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
8. The coffee machine is broken.
9. Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.
10. It worked for Reagan, didn't it?

[gandley]

or as a friend of mine once said to his Boss,

"sleeping?, i was ignoring you ya pillock"

[Filterlab]

Originally Posted by Kifmertuy

4. I wasn't sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

Oh how I love management speak!

Great list.