The Offical Create Your Own False Batman 3 Rumors Thread!

[Darko]

The net is riddled with false Batman 3 Rumors. You can read many of them in threads here and other sites.

So I say it's time we had some fun and created our own Batman 3 internet rumors. So go crazy and let's see who can create the most entertaining, wacky, or serious rumors to hit the net regarding this project!


Michael Jackson has been lined up to star in the next Batman movie, according to reports.The Thriller Hit maker will star as Clayface ,tentatively titled Batman 3: Mud Pies.

Actress Cate Blanchett(I'm Not There) will once again play a man, is reportedly in the frame to take over the role of Bruce Wayne made popular again by Christian Bale. Christian Bale will still return in costume as Batman and Michael Caine will again play his assistant Alfred, according to The B.S. Home Journal for the Bored.

Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman) is also said to make a brief appearance as The Riddler, setting up a forth installment.

The movie, which is slated for release in just a few months in March 2009 , will be directed by , Dennis Hopper who starred in and directed Easy Rider.

Source: Argyle the limo driver from Die Hard passed this information onto the B.S. Home Journal for the Bored.

[P@t_Mtl]

I posted this in the other thread

Batman : Jack Black (cause Bale just can't cut it anymore)
Riddler : Seth Rogen (I mean if we have a pudgy Batman...)
Catwoman : Beyonce (why not she is rumored to be in everything these days)

And let's replace Nolan, afterall WB must think that the movie is good enough to work on it's on, so we will have Uwe Bolll Boll to direct the next batman movie.

Now write this up in a nice little package, print this up in a so call newspaper and

voila....instant Batman rumors.

[Marquoz]

The new Batman 3: Revenge will be released July 4th weekend of 2009. It will be starring Christian Bale as Batman of course, and in a shocking surprise, Heath Ledger will be starring as the Joker again. Using cutting edge CGI technology they will use his prior acting experience to create a digital model of the actor for use in Batman 3.

This movie will test the audiences acceptance of a dead star so there can be future movies including a remake of the Crow starring a digital Brandon Lee, and an updated Enter the Dragon with Bruce Lee.

[VinnAY]

All these batman threads are getting ridiculous.

[Grant Matrix]

BREAKING ENTERTAINMENT NEWS FROM CNN….

CHRISTOPHER NOLAN QUITS BATMAN 3 ........ UWE BOLL TAKES OVER

In some of the most shocking news ever to emerge from the dark depths of Hollywood, superstar director Christopher Nolan announced today that he was abandoning all involvement in the next Batman project. Warner Bros’ studio executives wasted no time in announcing Nolan's successor, the fabled wunder-director Uwe Boll. We have been assured by executives that Boll is making this project his number priority in life and hopes it will be a lasting legacy to his astonishing directorial career thus far.

It's appears that Christian Bale will also be leaving on the heels of Mr. Nolan. When asked who would be the new Batman, Boll indicated that he is planning on creating a new reality show in conjunction with ABC, similar to American Idle, to find the next actor who will portray Bruce Wayne/Batman. When asked about the plot to Batman 3, Boll told us that he wanted to take the franchise in a new direction using Batman Begins as the starting point and making a movie that does not acknowledge the existence of "The Dark Knight" as a film in the series.

Whether or not Batman will be able to survive in the hands of Mr. Boll will have to be seen, but one thing is for sure, Mr. Boll is hoping to accomplish the same for the union of movies and comic books as he has for the union of movies and video games. This reporter cannot wait to see what box office blockbuster Boll can come up with. One thing is for sure, it looks the “Titanic’s” box office revenue dominance will soon be history. Please stay tuned for further updates, same bat time, same bat channel!

[Neil_Luv's_BLU]

Originally Posted by Darko

The net is riddled with false Batman 3 Rumors. You can read many of them in threads here and other sites.

So I say it's time we had some fun and created our own Batman 3 internet rumors. So go crazy and let's see who can create the most entertaining, wacky, or serious rumors to hit the net regarding this project!


Michael Jackson has been lined up to star in the next Batman movie, according to reports.The Thriller Hit maker will star as Clayface ,tentatively titled Batman 3: Mud Pies.

Actress Cate Blanchett(I'm Not There) will once again play a man, is reportedly in the frame to take over the role of Bruce Wayne made popular again by Christian Bale. Christian Bale will still return in costume as Batman and Michael Caine will again play his assistant Alfred, according to The B.S. Home Journal for the Bored.

Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman) is also said to make a brief appearance as The Riddler, setting up a forth installment.

The movie, which is slated for release in just a few months in March 2009 , will be directed by , Dennis Hopper who starred in and directed Easy Rider.

Source: Argyle the limo driver from Die Hard passed this information onto the B.S. Home Journal for the Bored.

I heard from a friend of a friend of the Nolan's that they want Ahmed Best (Jar Jar Binks) for the role the new Gotham D.A.

100% true

[Red Hood]

Originally Posted by Grant Matrix

BREAKING ENTERTAINMENT NEWS FROM CNN….

CHRISTOPHER NOLAN QUITS BATMAN 3 ........ UWE BOLL TAKES OVER

In some of the most shocking news ever to emerge from the dark depths of Hollywood, superstar director Christopher Nolan announced today that he was abandoning all involvement in the next Batman project. Warner Bros’ studio executives wasted no time in announcing Nolan's successor, the fabled wunder-director Uwe Boll. We have been assured by executives that Boll is making this project his number priority in life and hopes it will be a lasting legacy to his astonishing directorial career thus far.

It's appears that Christian Bale will also be leaving on the heels of Mr. Nolan. When asked who would be the new Batman, Boll indicated that he is planning on creating a new reality show in conjunction with ABC, similar to American Idle, to find the next actor who will portray Bruce Wayne/Batman. When asked about the plot to Batman 3, Boll told us that he wanted to take the franchise in a new direction using Batman Begins as the starting point and making a movie that does not acknowledge the existence of "The Dark Knight" as a film in the series.

Whether or not Batman will be able to survive in the hands of Mr. Boll will have to be seen, but one thing is for sure, Mr. Boll is hoping to accomplish the same for the union of movies and comic books as he has for the union of movies and video games. This reporter cannot wait to see what box office blockbuster Boll can come up with. One thing is for sure, it looks the “Titanic’s” box office revenue dominance will soon be history. Please stay tuned for further updates, same bat time, same bat channel!

Best news ever.

[jadedeath]

Originally Posted by Grant Matrix

BREAKING ENTERTAINMENT NEWS FROM CNN….

CHRISTOPHER NOLAN QUITS BATMAN 3 ........ UWE BOLL TAKES OVER

In some of the most shocking news ever to emerge from the dark depths of Hollywood, superstar director Christopher Nolan announced today that he was abandoning all involvement in the next Batman project. Warner Bros’ studio executives wasted no time in announcing Nolan's successor, the fabled wunder-director Uwe Boll. We have been assured by executives that Boll is making this project his number priority in life and hopes it will be a lasting legacy to his astonishing directorial career thus far.

It's appears that Christian Bale will also be leaving on the heels of Mr. Nolan. When asked who would be the new Batman, Boll indicated that he is planning on creating a new reality show in conjunction with ABC, similar to American Idle, to find the next actor who will portray Bruce Wayne/Batman. When asked about the plot to Batman 3, Boll told us that he wanted to take the franchise in a new direction using Batman Begins as the starting point and making a movie that does not acknowledge the existence of "The Dark Knight" as a film in the series.

Whether or not Batman will be able to survive in the hands of Mr. Boll will have to be seen, but one thing is for sure, Mr. Boll is hoping to accomplish the same for the union of movies and comic books as he has for the union of movies and video games. This reporter cannot wait to see what box office blockbuster Boll can come up with. One thing is for sure, it looks the “Titanic’s” box office revenue dominance will soon be history. Please stay tuned for further updates, same bat time, same bat channel!

The only thing that could make this worse is if they announced due to their search that they picked Ken Graffeo to play Batman and he ran around all the time using a HD-DVD shield to protect himself from the evil Blu-Ray's that the Joker was using.

Logan

[Blu Man]

The Joker Returns!!!!! Will be the new title of the next Batman film. As you can tell from the title the Jokers coming back!! But since the passing of Heath Ledger there will be a new man behind the make up. It is reported that Christian Bale will play both Batman and the Joker. And Chris Nolan has decided not to come back and a new up coming director will direct this film. His name is Bobby Henderson, he's 12 but he has major talents. I think that its safe to say that this movie will be a pile of crap.

[Sussudio]

After taking some time off, Christopher Nolan has decided to step down from the Batman franchise he created and hand the reins over to, once again, Joel Schumacher. In a not so surprise decision, Shumaker immediately casted Jim Carrey as the Riddler and brought back Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy in what he explains will be a "reimagining" of the series with a similar cast. Christian Bale could not be reached for comment.

[thedarkangel1975]

Uwe Boll: Director
Michael Pare: Batman/Bruce Wayne
Christian Slater: Robin
Matthew Lillard: The Riddler (Uwe writes the script that reveals The Riddler is the Joker's brother)
Meat Loaf: The Penguin
Jenny MacCarthy: Catwoman
Jason Statham:Chief O'Hara
Joe Estavez (Remember The Soul Taker):Commisioner Gordon
Angus Scrimm (The Tall Man from Phantasm): Alfred

[P@t_Mtl]

Originally Posted by thedarkangel1975

Uwe Boll: Director
Michael Pare: Batman/Bruce Wayne
Christian Slater: Robin
Matthew Lillard: The Riddler (Uwe writes the script that reveals The Riddler is the Joker's brother)
Meat Loaf: The Penguin
Jenny MacCarthy: Catwoman
Jason Statham:Chief O'Hara
Joe Estavez (Remember The Soul Taker):Commisioner Gordon
Angus Scrimm (The Tall Man from Phantasm): Alfred

This movie will out box officed Titanic, The Dark Knight, Gone With The Wind, Star Wars and Indiana Jones all together. Mark my words I can see it happening.

[Mr. HiDef]

I heard Denzel Washington is going to be the next batman

[Sussudio]

I have a new idea. All they need is Carl Weathers as Harvey Dent's evil twin brother, four face, and Arnold making his batman comeback as an ancient wise man returned from the middle ages to guide Bruce Wayne through his trials, until it is revealed he is a double agent for the a Columbian Secret Society peddling a new form of crack, that tastes like pop rocks to the youth of Gotham. And Jesse Ventura....

[Crim122]

DDL is set to be the next bad guy

[CYMBOL]

Batman III - The REALLY Dark Knight - like, so dark you can barely see cause it's so freakin' dark. . .

Directed by - Brett Ratner
Batman - Pauly Shore
Catwoman - Rosie O'Donnell
Riddler - Ozzy Osborne

[P@t_Mtl]

Originally Posted by CYMBOL

Batman III - The REALLY Dark Knight - like, so dark you can barely see cause it's so freakin' dark. . .

Directed by - Brett Ratner
Batman - Pauly Shore
Catwoman - Rosie O'Donnell
Riddler - Ozzy Osborne

Good Lord, you guys are twisted

[thedarkangel1975]

Indeed. Imagine Ozzy as the Riddler. The really riddle would be figuring the riddles out.

[NovaBomb]

I heard that there going to combine Batman and Superman together and make a Batman/Superman movie.

[xander]

Originally Posted by Mr. HiDef

I heard Denzel Washington is going to be the next batman

Me too. They are going to call it The Darker Knight.