Perfect Valentine's game for 360? - Blu-ray Forum

Uniquely · 02-13-2009, 08:06 PM

An excerpt from the orignial Kotaku article

http://kotaku.com/5153309/massage-yo...over-xbox-live

"Remote Masseuse" lets folks activate the rumble of someone else's controller over the internet via Xbox Live. You can control the speed and intensity of your "friend's" vibration, while they apply it to their tense shoulder muscles (yeah... shoulder muscles) As the description reads, it's "Great for long distance relationships". Oh, and it supports voice chat as well, so...you know.

At only 200 Microsoft Points, Remote Masseuse is one of the cheaper ways to apply plastic to your loved one's muscles. Developer Entrager deserves a pat on the back. Just don't touch his hands.

DaMexiRican · 02-13-2009, 08:12 PM

LOL. Sounds like that iphone app I seen on there last week. All kinds of people were leaving reviews saying their gf likes it and stuff. If that thing really is on 360 I doubt it will sell much.

jono_0101 · 02-13-2009, 09:14 PM

this reminds me of a scene from if i remember right, i think it was judge dread, im going off of seeing this maybe 10 years ago, so i could be wrong, but a man and a woman are putting some virtual reality gear or something to have virtual sex, and the guy says something like, "cant we just do this the old fashioned way?"

cracks me up every time i think about it

Septimus Prime · 02-13-2009, 09:34 PM

The Xbox 360 Controller seems a bit big to be used that way.

Lanfear · 02-13-2009, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jono_0101

this reminds me of a scene from if i remember right, i think it was judge dread, im going off of seeing this maybe 10 years ago, so i could be wrong, but a man and a woman are putting some virtual reality gear or something to have virtual sex, and the guy says something like, "cant we just do this the old fashioned way?"

cracks me up every time i think about it

LOL, I believe that's Demolition Man.

"Eeewww! You mean...fluid transfer?"

DaMexiRican · 02-13-2009, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Septimus Prime

The Xbox 360 Controller seems a bit big to be used that way.

Not if she's been around a lot LOL

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lanfear

LOL, I believe that's Demolition Man.

"Eeewww! You mean...fluid transfer?"

Yup. I remember that now LOL That would suck if the future ever came to that.

Rob71 · 02-13-2009, 11:13 PM

I guess sales for these will pick up.

xbox360_skin_blue.jpg

dpomp · 02-13-2009, 11:20 PM

i would just send random people vibrations.

Uniquely · 02-14-2009, 01:03 AM

I'm just wondering what the acheivements must be like

DaMexiRican · 02-14-2009, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robinandtami

I'm just wondering what the acheivements must be like

I have to

Putting your foot in your mouth (accidentally saying something that causes embarrassment or harm)

If I'd open my mouth to some idea's i'd probably get banned LOL

Aaron · 02-15-2009, 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiguelitoDaMexiRican

LOL. Sounds like that iphone app I seen on there last week. All kinds of people were leaving reviews saying their gf likes it and stuff. If that thing really is on 360 I doubt it will sell much.

Unfortunately, the iPhone vibrator is equivalent to the vibration of three simultaneous pin drops.

Septimus Prime · 02-17-2009, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiguelitoDaMexiRican

I think that's a different game mode.

02-13-2009, 08:06 PM	#1
Uniquely Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Sep 2008 Location:Mobile, AL Home Theater Gallery:14 Blu-ray collection:171	Perfect Valentine's game for 360? An excerpt from the orignial Kotaku article http://kotaku.com/5153309/massage-yo...over-xbox-live "Remote Masseuse" lets folks activate the rumble of someone else's controller over the internet via Xbox Live. You can control the speed and intensity of your "friend's" vibration, while they apply it to their tense shoulder muscles (yeah... shoulder muscles) As the description reads, it's "Great for long distance relationships". Oh, and it supports voice chat as well, so...you know. At only 200 Microsoft Points, Remote Masseuse is one of the cheaper ways to apply plastic to your loved one's muscles. Developer Entrager deserves a pat on the back. Just don't touch his hands.

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DaMexiRican Power Member Member since:Feb 2008 Location:Tracy, CA Blu-ray collection:40	LOL. Sounds like that iphone app I seen on there last week. All kinds of people were leaving reviews saying their gf likes it and stuff. If that thing really is on 360 I doubt it will sell much.

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jono_0101 Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Aug 2008 Location:St. Louis Blu-ray collection:164 Trading Score:7	this reminds me of a scene from if i remember right, i think it was judge dread, im going off of seeing this maybe 10 years ago, so i could be wrong, but a man and a woman are putting some virtual reality gear or something to have virtual sex, and the guy says something like, "cant we just do this the old fashioned way?" cracks me up every time i think about it

02-13-2009, 09:34 PM	#4
Septimus Prime Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Jan 2008 Blu-ray collection:164 Trading Score:2	The Xbox 360 Controller seems a bit big to be used that way.

02-13-2009, 11:13 PM	#7
Rob71 Blu-ray Knight Top ranked HT gallery Top contributor Member since:Aug 2007 Location:Florida Home Theater Gallery:13 Blu-ray collection:295 Trading Score:5	I guess sales for these will pick up. xbox360_skin_blue.jpg

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dpomp ₯ Member since:Jul 2007 Location:Texas PSN: dpomp131 Blu-ray collection:231 Trading Score:19	i would just send random people vibrations.

02-14-2009, 01:03 AM	#9
Uniquely Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Sep 2008 Location:Mobile, AL Home Theater Gallery:14 Blu-ray collection:171	I'm just wondering what the acheivements must be like

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