Titanic 2.

[OrlandoEastwood]

Oh, yes. The infamous studio known as The Asylum is making Titanic 2.

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The following story is not horror related (Shut up, Terminal!), but I could not resist passing along this movie news to you because you will probably not believe what you are about to see. Either you will howl with laughter, your brain will explode, or you will simply groan in utter disgust. Do not drink anything before going any further unless you're willing to risk doing a spit-take all over your monitor. I damn near did.


So there I was late, late, late last night doing a Google search trying to find some extra information about another film I am in the process of writing a story about when I happened upon a link to the foreign version of the Film Catalogue website. I was disappointed that the link did not provide me with anything useful about the film I was writing about. But, holy Toledo, did I ever happen upon the listing for a new movie billed as being in pre-production that made my eyes bug out and my jaw drop. How else would one react upon seeing this promotional artwork?

I was dumbstruck. Titanic 2! It sounds like a parody, doesn’t it? This cannot be for real. It is. At least it's going to be sometime later this year. However, don't expect it to be a sequel to James Cameron's Oscar-winning megahit.

"On the 100th Anniversary of the fateful voyage, a brand new ultra-modern ocean liner, christened 'Titanic 2,' follows the same path as its infamous namesake."

Again, it sounds like a parody, something the Simpsons would come up with. I feel like smiling and shaking my head all at the same time.

Then I noticed the name of the production company behind this upcoming feature, and suddenly it all made absolute perfect sense.

The Asylum.

Of course, The Asylum! Who else would be crazy enough to make a Titanic 2?

Cross your fingers that this time instead of hitting an iceberg Titanic 2 is sunk after getting chomped by the Mega Shark.

[Lord_Stewie]

Funny thing Eastwood is that I saw this and decided not to post it.

[Idioteque...]

And I honestly believed that trailer would never cease to exist lol.

Anyway I can ignore this as well. DTV sequels to movies don't exist for me.

American Psycho 2, Donnie Darko 2, and this do not exist in my world.

[Blu Titan]

Anything made by Asylum is not worthy of a viewing.

[Jaguar007]

let me guess
Strait to video?

[Atreyu]

Maybe straight to video but never straight to my blu ray player. I'd rather watch Psycho 2 again, and that was sad, bad and pathetic.

[Grand Bob]

Hmmm, what's next? "Hindenburg 2: Zeppelin from Hell"? "Reincarnation of JFK: Ask What You Can Do For Your Survival"? Etc.

[EricJ]

Originally Posted by Blu Titan

Anything made by Asylum is not worthy of a viewing.

What's even worse is that Asylum has now started reading its own humorous Entertainment Weekly sidebars--And is now trying to marketably promote its "image" as the campy pestilence of the home-video world, and making their knockoff titles even more intentionally camp-conscious.
Just like Uwe Boll did when he started going on those boxing and public-petition stunts.

I quote from the backcover synopsis of "Sex Pot":
"From Asylum, the studio synonymous with good taste..."

(Oh, lord, deliver us from pests trying to be last-ditch cutesy-aware of their own pestiness... )

[MarkJ801]

Hahahaha, is it bad that I actually really want to see this? It's one of those so stupid, you can't turn away things.

[monikaluchi]

I have not interested in sequel. What will be the story line? I have no idea.

[doctorsteve]

Originally Posted by Grand Bob

Hmmm, what's next? "Hindenburg 2: Zeppelin from Hell"? "Reincarnation of JFK: Ask What You Can Do For Your Survival"? Etc.

Don't forget:

-Speed 4: When fast just isn't fast enough
-Clerks 5 - The Nursing Home: I'm not even supposed to have my Meds today
-Up 2: Down... Way, Way Down... and Fast
-GATTACA 2: CTAATGT - Revenge of the Transfer RNA
-Ernest goes to the Walmart Bargain Bin
-Transfo'mers Fo': More Black Stereotyping
-Howard's End: The Beginning
-Madea Goes to College: And becomes a respectful and productive member of society.
-The Departed 2: New Recruits (and Sexy College Coeds)
-Indiana Jones and the Porcelain Altar with Easy-grip handles and no-skid floor tiles
-CastAway 2: Are you F'ing Kidding Me? I'm Stranded Again?!
-A Serious Man, Too: I Now Pronounce You Sy and Larry
-2013: Nope, Sh!t's Still Broken
-Disney's Princess and the Frog 2: Dang Ting, He Still a Toad. Hoo Dat?!
and last...
Avatar 17: Farm Stories Vol. 2 - More Animals to Tangle Ponytails With (Vivid Entertainment)

[lojack1976]

Originally Posted by doctorsteve

Don't forget:

-Speed 4: When fast just isn't fast enough
-Clerks 5 - The Nursing Home: I'm not even supposed to have my Meds today
-Up 2: Down... Way, Way Down... and Fast
-GATTACA 2: CTAATGT - Revenge of the Transfer RNA
-Ernest goes to the Walmart Bargain Bin
-Transfo'mers Fo': More Black Stereotyping
-Howard's End: The Beginning
-Madea Goes to College: And becomes a respectful and productive member of society.
-The Departed 2: New Recruits (and Sexy College Coeds)
-Indiana Jones and the Porcelain Altar with Easy-grip handles and no-skid floor tiles
-CastAway 2: Are you F'ing Kidding Me? I'm Stranded Again?!
-A Serious Man, Too: I Now Pronounce You Sy and Larry
-2013: Nope, Sh!t's Still Broken
-Disney's Princess and the Frog 2: Dang Ting, He Still a Toad. Hoo Dat?!
and last...
Avatar 17: Farm Stories Vol. 2 - More Animals to Tangle Ponytails With (Vivid Entertainment)

[Mumps]

Movies made by The Asylum should be sent to prisons and used as torture devices to get people to talk! It would work on me faster than any whipping would, thats for sure!

'OH GOD! I'll talk, I'LL TALK! Just... Please, no more Transmorphers! For the love of god make it stop!"

[stayinonpoint]

Originally Posted by doctorsteve

Don't forget:

-Speed 4: When fast just isn't fast enough
-Clerks 5 - The Nursing Home: I'm not even supposed to have my Meds today
-Up 2: Down... Way, Way Down... and Fast
-GATTACA 2: CTAATGT - Revenge of the Transfer RNA
-Ernest goes to the Walmart Bargain Bin
-Transfo'mers Fo': More Black Stereotyping
-Howard's End: The Beginning
-Madea Goes to College: And becomes a respectful and productive member of society.
-The Departed 2: New Recruits (and Sexy College Coeds)
-Indiana Jones and the Porcelain Altar with Easy-grip handles and no-skid floor tiles
-CastAway 2: Are you F'ing Kidding Me? I'm Stranded Again?!
-A Serious Man, Too: I Now Pronounce You Sy and Larry
-2013: Nope, Sh!t's Still Broken
-Disney's Princess and the Frog 2: Dang Ting, He Still a Toad. Hoo Dat?!
and last...
Avatar 17: Farm Stories Vol. 2 - More Animals to Tangle Ponytails With (Vivid Entertainment)

This is probably the funniest thing I have ever read on this site. Very creative. You just made my day lol...


"Stay Thirsty, My Friends"

[tiger roach]

Let me guess - it sinks at the end.

[Travis]

Not the trailer for Titanic 2 in the OP, but here is a trailer for Titanic The Sequel Made me laugh.

[P@t_Mtl]

Originally Posted by tiger roach

Let me guess - it sinks at the end.

No the twist this time is that it does not sink, can you believe it??

[uziel5000]

Originally Posted by P@t_Mtl

No the twist this time is that it does not sink, can you believe it??

So then what is the point of the film? 2 hours of watching people taking a cruise? LOL

[DetroitSportsFan]

Originally Posted by uziel5000

So then what is the point of the film? 2 hours of watching people taking a cruise? LOL

How many seasons was "The Love Boat" on the air?

[P@t_Mtl]

Originally Posted by DetroitSportsFan

How many seasons was "The Love Boat" on the air?

10 I think or very close to it anyway