Weird reviews you've read on the Internet

[Jezza]

I just had to set up a thread for this because I came across a review for Toy Story 3 on Amazon yesterday and I couldn't believe what I was reading, because it was just so crazy and stupid.

Here's the review:-

Yes it's well made and animated but I just couldn't get past the idea of TOYS actually coming to life. I just kept thinking this would never happen. I also found the internal logic of the toys movement ability a little bizarre. Nearly every toy moved parts that in real life are not articulated, such as facial expressions yet other toys were hindered by lack of articulation for example the way the pizza planet aliens bounce along awkwardly as they have no joints in their legs. I found this to be very unrealistic and pretty much ruined the film for me. Toys that come to life when you're not looking? Give me a break! I thought talking fish was bad enough, at least they are living. I did like the homage to Hayao Miyazaki/Studio Ghibli at the end though, I think I'll stick to their animations in future.

I'm sorry if this thread is intrusive on other people's opinions and if it is then just lock the thread, but I just had to share with you this bizzare review I read.