Cheesiest Movie Lines - Blu-ray Forum

srinivas1015 · 01-08-2012, 10:12 AM

A thread for the cheesiest lines in movies.

Starting off with Batman & Robin (1997) :

Robin : Where's the Snowman?
Batgirl : Maybe he melted.
Batman : No, he's just hibernating.

Il Cattivo · 01-08-2012, 12:01 PM

"today we celebrate our independence day."

"you complete me."

Mahatma · 01-08-2012, 12:28 PM

All arnold lines in that Batman movie he was in...

csdot · 01-08-2012, 01:43 PM

Most of of Ashs lines in AOD (though intentional)
"give me some sugar baby" has always been a favorite

P@t_Mtl · 01-08-2012, 01:48 PM

csdot is right, Army Of Darkness is the winner for the most cheesiest line ever put into one movie in all of the history of cinema. Plus no one can deliver them like Bruce Campbell can.

Al_The_Strange · 01-08-2012, 02:26 PM

First ones that come to mind...

"I'm gonna kill you all kinds of dead!" (from "The Spirit")

"How is it that one of your men has become black?" "Oh...that's just the way he turned out!" (from "Inglorious Bastards" 1978)

And some random lines from the "Akira" English dub (as it is on BD, I never saw the streamline dub):

"It's so fattening!"
"Hey, everybody, look, blood!"
"He's heavy!"

nathanp · 01-08-2012, 05:42 PM

Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

DiCaprio at the end of Shutter Island: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Blu-ray Fanatic · 01-08-2012, 05:57 PM

Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood: "Message!"; Ok kids! What do you say when you meet a nice man? The kids say," Are you my daddy?!" To be honest every quote in that movie is cheesy.

Troll 2: They're eating her and then they're gonna eat me! Oh my goooooooood!

Drew664 · 01-08-2012, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nathanp

Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

DiCaprio at the end of Shutter Island: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

LOL

Cringe worthy. Embarrassing to watch, and should be muted. This has to be one of the top cheesiest lines ever.

Bageara · 01-09-2012, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nathanp

Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

DiCaprio at the end of Shutter Island: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kurt Russell/Tombstone:Slo-Mo NOOOOOOOOO!

toddly6666 · 01-09-2012, 01:38 PM

Has there ever been a respectable "noooo!" in a movie? (besides Rise of the Planet of the Apes)

Al_The_Strange · 01-09-2012, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bageara

Kurt Russell/Tombstone:Slo-Mo NOOOOOOOOO!

Tombstone, No!!! - YouTube

That's a good one.

Quote:

Originally Posted by toddly6666

Has there ever been a respectable "noooo!" in a movie? (besides Rise of the Planet of the Apes)

My vote would go for Obi-Wan in "The Phantom Menace," but even that is quite over-the-top.

I don't think it's physically poissible to scream "Noooooooo!" in a respectable fashion.

In fact, I wonder if anybody has ever screamed "Nooooooooo!" in real life. Something about it just doesn't work outside of the silly movies.

cathexist · 01-09-2012, 03:17 PM

ChadFL · 01-08-2012, 06:32 PM

Anyone seen Shark Attack 3? Here's the infamous line.

Quote:

Cataline Stone: [sigh] I'm exhausted.
Ben Carpenter: Yeah, me too. But you know I'm really wired. What do you say I... take you home and eat your *****.

This is a TERRIBLE film. But it's one of those films that falls into the "so bad it's good category." I really enjoy it. Bad acting, bad editing, terrible special effects, this film is the holy grail.

nolfoc · 01-08-2012, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChadFL

Anyone seen Shark Attack 3? Here's the infamous line.

Shark Attack 3 - That Famous Line - YouTube

This is a TERRIBLE film. But it's one of those films that falls into the "so bad it's good category." I really enjoy it. Bad acting, bad editing, terrible special effects, this film is the holy grail.

haha this is epic!

Underworld54 · 01-09-2012, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChadFL

Anyone seen Shark Attack 3? Here's the infamous line.

Shark Attack 3 - That Famous Line - YouTube

This is a TERRIBLE film. But it's one of those films that falls into the "so bad it's good category." I really enjoy it. Bad acting, bad editing, terrible special effects, this film is the holy grail.

Is this for real? Tell me that wasn't in the movie and it was actually dubbed over for that YouTube clip.

formula_nebula · 01-09-2012, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Underworld54

Is this for real? Tell me that wasn't in the movie and it was actually dubbed over for that YouTube clip.

Yes it's for real. They have it on Netflix, so I just looked it up, and it's real.

yhzmr · 01-16-2012, 08:51 AM

Jerry MaGuire:" You had me at hello" and "You complete me"

01-08-2012, 10:12 AM	#1
srinivas1015 Blu-ray Samurai Top contributor Member since:Mar 2010 4K collection:84 Blu-ray collection:578 DVD collection:118 MA collection:33 Digital collection:130 iTunes collection:109 Blu-ray reviews:7 Trading Score:10	Cheesiest Movie Lines A thread for the cheesiest lines in movies. Starting off with Batman & Robin (1997) : Robin : Where's the Snowman? Batgirl : Maybe he melted. Batman : No, he's just hibernating.

01-08-2012, 02:26 PM	#6
Al_The_Strange Blu-ray Prince Top contributor Member since:Apr 2009 Location:Out there...past them trees... Home Theater Gallery:126 4K collection:1140 Blu-ray collection:4958 DVD collection:530 Digital collection:1013 Blu-ray reviews: 132 Trading Score:32	First ones that come to mind... "I'm gonna kill you all kinds of dead!" (from "The Spirit") "How is it that one of your men has become black?" "Oh...that's just the way he turned out!" (from "Inglorious Bastards" 1978) And some random lines from the "Akira" English dub (as it is on BD, I never saw the streamline dub): "It's so fattening!" "Hey, everybody, look, blood!" "He's heavy!" Last edited by Al_The_Strange; 01-08-2012 at 02:28 PM.

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01-08-2012, 12:01 PM	#2
Il Cattivo Senior Member Member since:Dec 2011 Location:Sad Hill Cemetery Blu-ray collection:344	"today we celebrate our independence day." "you complete me."

01-08-2012, 12:28 PM	#3
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01-08-2012, 01:43 PM	#4
csdot Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Jan 2009 Location:Interzone Blu-ray collection:927 DVD collection:93	Most of of Ashs lines in AOD (though intentional) "give me some sugar baby" has always been a favorite

01-08-2012, 01:48 PM	#5
P@t_Mtl Blu-ray Duke Member since:Sep 2008 Location:Montreal Home Theater Gallery:4 Blu-ray collection:452 DVD collection:513 Trading Score:3	csdot is right, Army Of Darkness is the winner for the most cheesiest line ever put into one movie in all of the history of cinema. Plus no one can deliver them like Bruce Campbell can.

01-08-2012, 05:42 PM	#7
nathanp Expert Member Member since:Nov 2007 Location:Calgary, Alberta Blu-ray collection:1326 Blu-ray reviews: 23	Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DiCaprio at the end of Shutter Island: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

01-08-2012, 05:57 PM	#8
Blu-ray Fanatic Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Aug 2007 Location:San Antonio Blu-ray reviews:1	Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood: "Message!"; Ok kids! What do you say when you meet a nice man? The kids say," Are you my daddy?!" To be honest every quote in that movie is cheesy. Troll 2: They're eating her and then they're gonna eat me! Oh my goooooooood!

01-09-2012, 01:38 PM	#11
toddly6666 Blu-ray Baron Top contributor Member since:Nov 2009 Location:Hong Kong Home Theater Gallery:20 4K collection:1 Blu-ray collection:1441 DVD collection:31 Blu-ray reviews: 290 Trading Score:61	Has there ever been a respectable "noooo!" in a movie? (besides Rise of the Planet of the Apes)

01-16-2012, 08:51 AM	#18
yhzmr Blu-ray Guru Member since:Dec 2010 Location:on the futon fighting sleep 4K collection:178 Blu-ray collection:6349 DVD collection:1003 Blu-ray reviews: 116	Jerry MaGuire:" You had me at hello" and "You complete me"

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