If Samuel L Jackson had been in ID4

[monkyman]

Instead of Will Smith, we would have had some different one liners.
Examples:

"Welcome to Earth, Mother F$%#er!!"

"And I got to drag you across the desert, you stinky ass Mother F$%#er!!"

"I ain't heard no Mother F$%kin fat lady singing"

"No sir, just anxious to woop E.T.'s Mother F$%kin' ass!!"

Jeff Goldblum: "You really think you can fly this thing?"
Samuel L Jackson: "F$%k you, Mother F#$ker!!"