Christina (Francisco Lara Polop)

[pro-bassoonist]

Christina Blu-ray REVIEW



From Intervision Picture Corp., an offshoot label of Severin Films.

Synopsis: Famed B-movie vixen Jewel Shepard (HOLLYWOOD HOT TUBS, RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD) stars as Christina Von Belle, the young heiress known as 'The Playgirl of The Western World'. But when Christina is kidnapped by a ruthless squad of lesbian commandos (led by Euro-starlet Karin Schubert of BLUEBEARD and BLACK EMANUELLE), she is forced into a shocking ordeal. For a frightened girl bound by more than desire, are there any limits?

Ian Sera (PIECES) and former Miss Bahamas, Josephine Jacqueline Jones (BLACK VENUS) co-star in this saga from writer/producer Harry Alan Towers (LOVE CIRCLES, VENUS IN FURS, 99 WOMEN), now re-mastered in luscious high-definition for the first time ever!

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[Ruined]

If any of you are fans of "so bad its good" like "The Room," you *must* check out Christina. While it looks like a simple softcore, it is filled with hilarious dubbing, nonsensical and poorly translated lines, beyond horrible acting and inappropriate use of matchbox cars.

Overall a real winner for bad movie fans! It's right up there with the room and troll 2!

[Kriztoffer Swank]

That kinda has me a bit more interested. I've been looking for an excuse to buy a movie centered around Jewel Shepard's melons, but it just looks like bland, boring softcore crud. Some in(s)anity goes a long way when it comes to bad flicks.

[agentalbert]

Watched this today. 90 minutes of Jewel Shepard delight! It's ridiculous, but she makes it worthwhile. Also liked seeing the lovely Carole James and Josephine Jacqueline Jones.