Chuck Norris Vs. The Most Interesting Man in the World - Blu-ray Forum

BRu-LAy · 08-25-2009, 07:36 PM

Tale of the Tape:

Chuck Norris

-There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
-Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
-Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
-Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

The Most Intersting Man in the World

-His personality is so magnetic he is unable to carry credit cards!
-His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans body.
-Even his enemy’s list him as their emergency contact.
-He once punched a magician. That’s right, you heard me.
-He lives vicariously through himself.

A fight for all the ages? Who would win? Sound off!!!!!

Go Blue · 08-25-2009, 07:41 PM

TMIMITW is an imitator. Chuck came first and is the Supreme Being!!!

jadedeath · 08-25-2009, 07:42 PM

They would kill each other equally.

Then their beards would clash and the resulting explosion would destroy the world.

Logan

hardcore_canadian · 08-25-2009, 08:14 PM

But the Most Interesting Man in the World can Speak French... in Russian.

MCT · 08-25-2009, 08:20 PM

TMIMITW could never survive Missing In Action. Chuck wins.

Steve · 08-25-2009, 08:50 PM

Chuck wins hands down. And getting killed by Chuck Norris would actually make that other guy more interesting.

DetroitSportsFan · 08-25-2009, 09:05 PM

If these two titans were to ever fight:

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

Sylin · 08-25-2009, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DetroitSportsFan

If these two titans were to ever fight:

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

Don't cross the beards.

DetroitSportsFan · 08-25-2009, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sylin

Don't cross the beards.

It would be bad.

Jaguar007 · 08-25-2009, 10:25 PM

KingBing · 08-26-2009, 01:25 AM

Chuck!

Coqui2k · 08-26-2009, 01:46 AM

Chuck Norris

naturephoto1 · 08-26-2009, 01:48 AM

Hands down, Chuck.

Rich

GLaDOS · 08-26-2009, 02:03 AM

Chuck Norris, besides Zep and the Beatles, is the biggest badass in recorded history.

TL OWNS U · 08-26-2009, 02:25 AM

Chuck Norris

You talk about a man that

can round house kick you yesterday,

Make Superman wear Chuck Norris PJs,

Got his tonsils removed with a chainsaw,

and ordered a Big Mac from Burger King and got one

vs. this phony, Chuck Norris would win before the fight begins.

Iron-Blu-123 · 08-26-2009, 02:29 AM

Chuck Norris

tommyboy81 · 08-26-2009, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kotsedriver

Chuck Norris, besides Zep and the Beatles, is the biggest badass in recorded history.

Chuck helped form the Beatles.

assydingo · 08-26-2009, 03:41 AM

I've never heard of the most interesting man in the world.

Who is he? Seems interesting.

Hi-Def Steve · 08-26-2009, 04:15 AM

Chuck would wipe his dirty ass with that posers beard.

brettallica · 08-26-2009, 04:49 AM

There is some serious creativity in many of these responses. Priceless!

View Poll Results: Chuck Norris Vs. The Most Interesting Man in the World. Who would win in a fight?
Chuck Norris	24	61.54%
The Most Interesting Man in the World	7	17.95%
They would off each other equally. No winners	8	20.51%
Voters: 39. You may not vote on this poll

08-25-2009, 07:36 PM	#1
BRu-LAy Special Member Member since:Feb 2008 Location:Fortress of Solitude Trading Score:46	Chuck Norris Vs. The Most Interesting Man in the World Tale of the Tape: Chuck Norris -There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. -Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. -Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. -Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. -Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. The Most Intersting Man in the World -His personality is so magnetic he is unable to carry credit cards! -His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans body. -Even his enemy’s list him as their emergency contact. -He once punched a magician. That’s right, you heard me. -He lives vicariously through himself. A fight for all the ages? Who would win? Sound off!!!!!

08-26-2009, 02:25 AM	#15
TL OWNS U Blu-ray Guru Member since:Jul 2009 Location:Missouri PSN: TLOWNESU Blu-ray collection:47 Blu-ray reviews:15 Trading Score:2	Chuck Norris You talk about a man that can round house kick you yesterday, Make Superman wear Chuck Norris PJs, Got his tonsils removed with a chainsaw, and ordered a Big Mac from Burger King and got one vs. this phony, Chuck Norris would win before the fight begins. Last edited by TL OWNS U; 08-26-2009 at 02:55 AM.

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08-25-2009, 07:41 PM	#2
Go Blue Blu-ray Knight Top ranked HT gallery Member since:Jul 2007 Home Theater Gallery:23 Blu-ray collection:160 Trading Score:7	TMIMITW is an imitator. Chuck came first and is the Supreme Being!!!

08-25-2009, 07:42 PM	#3
jadedeath Blu-ray Knight Member since:Jun 2007	They would kill each other equally. Then their beards would clash and the resulting explosion would destroy the world. Logan

08-25-2009, 08:14 PM	#4
hardcore_canadian Power Member Member since:Nov 2007 Location:Victoria, BC Blu-ray collection:70	But the Most Interesting Man in the World can Speak French... in Russian.

08-25-2009, 08:20 PM	#5
MCT Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Nov 2008 Blu-ray collection:499 Blu-ray reviews: 8 Trading Score:1	TMIMITW could never survive Missing In Action. Chuck wins.

08-25-2009, 08:50 PM	#6
Steve Blu-ray Knight Top ranked HT gallery Top contributor Member since:May 2008 Location:Anna, TX 4K collection:128 Blu-ray collection:416 Trading Score:41	Chuck wins hands down. And getting killed by Chuck Norris would actually make that other guy more interesting.

08-25-2009, 09:05 PM	#7
DetroitSportsFan Hot Deals Moderator Top contributor Member since:Aug 2007 Location:Michigan 4K collection:439 Blu-ray collection:2226 Trading Score:93	If these two titans were to ever fight: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

08-25-2009, 10:25 PM	#10
Jaguar007 Senior Member Member since:Dec 2007 Location:Portland, OR Blu-ray reviews:1

08-26-2009, 01:25 AM	#11
KingBing Blu-ray Guru Member since:Jul 2008 Location:Boston, MA PSN: KingBing Blu-ray collection:224 Blu-ray reviews:20	Chuck!

08-26-2009, 01:46 AM	#12
Coqui2k Expert Member Top contributor Member since:Apr 2009 Location:Camp Crystal Lake Blu-ray collection:602 DVD collection:6 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:124	Chuck Norris

08-26-2009, 01:48 AM	#13
naturephoto1 Blu-ray Ninja Top ranked HT gallery Member since:Oct 2008 Location:Breinigsville, PA Home Theater Gallery:260 4K collection:21 Blu-ray collection:263	Hands down, Chuck. Rich

08-26-2009, 02:03 AM	#14
GLaDOS Blu-ray Count Top contributor Member since:May 2009 Location:Fujiwara Tofu Shop 4K collection:10 Blu-ray collection:114 Blu-ray reviews: 5	Chuck Norris, besides Zep and the Beatles, is the biggest badass in recorded history.

08-26-2009, 02:29 AM	#16
Iron-Blu-123 Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Mar 2009 Location:Southern Ca. Home Theater Gallery:29 4K collection:130 Blu-ray collection:2042	Chuck Norris

08-26-2009, 03:41 AM	#18
assydingo Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Oct 2008 Blu-ray collection:483 DVD collection:12 Trading Score:3	I've never heard of the most interesting man in the world. Who is he? Seems interesting.

08-26-2009, 04:15 AM	#19
Hi-Def Steve Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Apr 2009 Location:Pasadena, CA 4K collection:264 Blu-ray collection:315 DVD collection:7 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:187	Chuck would wipe his dirty ass with that posers beard.

08-26-2009, 04:49 AM	#20
brettallica Blu-ray Samurai Top ranked HT gallery Top contributor Member since:Nov 2008 Location:Santa Cruz, California Home Theater Gallery:51 Blu-ray collection:79 Trading Score:6	There is some serious creativity in many of these responses. Priceless!

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