Antichrist. The Review.

[mikejet]

Why? Why did I actually watch this movie? You know what it's like? It's like the movie that William Dafoe made in Mr. Bean's Holiday but even more pretentious and with hardcore porn added in.

Basic premise:

A husband and wife are making love. Their child jumps out of a window while they do so. To cope with the loss the two go into the woods for a getaway.

This is a horrible movie. It has full penetration shots. It has scenes that would make Takashi Miike wonder why he didn't do them first.

Among those scenes:

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A man who's penis is beaten then he is forced to ejaculate and blood comes out.

A woman cutting off her clitoris with a rusty pair of scissors.

STAY AWAY. Do not watch this movie. You have been warned.