Sure Sign of Impending Apocalypse

[uziel5000]

So I'm watching TV, the commercials are on, and there, I see the match made in hell...

Sure, movie tie-ins are extremely common these days but one would at least expect them to make SOME sense. But right there in front of me was a commercial for Volvo of all things, plugging -get ready for this- the upcoming Twilight film!

Maybe it's just me but this doesn't make any sense. I always thought of Volvo as the smart, safe car or at least, that is the image they have tried to convey for years. What the heck does this have to do with Twilight??!!

[GORT]

Could be when it gets into a wreck it sparkles.

[surfdude12]

what's more safe and reliable than immortality?

[tommyboy81]

Originally Posted by surfdude12

what's more safe and reliable than immortality?

And having Kristen Stewart with ya.

[Marquoz]

It's entirely logical. It convinces the teenage girls that watch the movie to get their mom and dad to buy them a Volvo.

[moothemagiccow]

One of the characters drives a Volvo

[Duffy12]

Ummm......this is a lot, lot worse!


Look at this from io9.com:


Twilight Inspired Sparkle S*x Toy Heralds The Coming Apocalypse

Is there anything creepier than s*x toys inspired by the pasty cast of Twilight? Behold the cold sparkle Vamp d*ldo. I shudder to think of the werewolf line. And no it is most definitely NSFW.

The Vamp is from Tantus and well it sparkles....

But don't take their word for it, watch it glisten with an unholy sheen in the sunlight, just like Edward. Warning: video is not for the faint of heart.

And that's not even the best part. The Vamp can stay cold, like a *ahem* vampire's man-bits would be — or should be, I guess. No, I'm not making this up — this is what it says on the site:

"Updated by popular request... Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience."

So if "nuked the fridge" is the new "jumped the shark." Can "sparkle-c*cked" be the new "nuked the fridge?" I can see it now... "oh man they really sparkle-c*cked in that last episode." Make it happen!

[tbizzle]

^ Sparkle cocked haha