This might be the worst movie ever, but... - Blu-ray Forum

toef · 01-14-2010, 06:19 PM

...look at the cast:

Taylor Lautner
Bradley Cooper
Anne Hathaway
Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Ashton Kutcher
Julia Roberts
Jennifer Garner
Emma Roberts
Taylor Swift
Topher Grace
Jamie Foxx
Patrick Dempsey
Joe Jonas
Shirley MacLaine
Kathy Bates
Eric Dane
Queen Latifah
George Lopez

For the full cast, go here (I only kept the names I recognized):

Valentine's Day

MOONPHASE · 01-14-2010, 06:20 PM

Very random cast

LordCrumb · 01-14-2010, 06:20 PM

sounds like Americas version of 'Love Actually'

Moefiz · 01-14-2010, 06:21 PM

Looks like a fun date movie....

iam1bearcat · 01-14-2010, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by toefer

...look at the cast:

Taylor Lautner
Bradley Cooper
Anne Hathaway
Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Ashton Kutcher
Julia Roberts
Jennifer Garner
Emma Roberts
Taylor Swift
Topher Grace
Jamie Foxx
Patrick Dempsey
Joe Jonas
Shirley MacLaine
Kathy Bates
Eric Dane
Queen Latifah
George Lopez

For the full cast, go here (I only kept the names I recognized):

Valentine's Day

Ouch.
Random as hell, and will probably be crap (as emphasized by the bold names who usually star in movies that are genuinely terrible)

Grand Bob · 01-14-2010, 06:23 PM

It's going to have to be pretty bad to beat "Plan 9 From Outer Space".

GLaDOS · 01-14-2010, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by toefer

...look at the cast:

Taylor Lautner
Bradley Cooper
Anne Hathaway
Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Ashton Kutcher
Julia Roberts
Jennifer Garner
Emma Roberts
Taylor Swift
Topher Grace
Jamie Foxx
Patrick Dempsey
Joe Jonas
Shirley MacLaine
Kathy Bates
Eric Dane
Queen Latifah
George Lopez

For the full cast, go here (I only kept the names I recognized):

Valentine's Day

Wow. That's a pretty random cast of stars. I already know this movie is going to sink real bad.

Fighter · 01-14-2010, 07:19 PM

Last House on the Left was horrible

....both versions

CZAR · 01-14-2010, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by jstasa51

Last House on the Left was horrible

....both versions

Got Em!!

iam1bearcat · 01-14-2010, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jstasa51

Last House on the Left was horrible

....both versions

where the hell did this come from?

Rblu-Dblu · 01-14-2010, 07:34 PM

So is this going to be like a "crash" movie except with relationships breaking up and getting together?

RBBrittain · 01-14-2010, 07:35 PM

Sounds like the OP is a Crash naysayer--i.e., someone who thinks ANY movie with an ensemble cast is bad. (Probably thinks Robert Altman is the worst director of all time.) Certainly no Plan 9 from Outer Space...

detective392 · 01-14-2010, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by iam1bearcat

Ouch.
Random as hell, and will probably be crap (as emphasized by the bold names who usually star in movies that are genuinely terrible)

This is Taylor Swifts first role in a movie so how can you judge her based on her previous movies you mentioned. Unless you call her small cameos in other movies that don't really count.

Sussudio · 01-14-2010, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by RBBrittain

Sounds like the OP is a Crash naysayer--i.e., someone who thinks ANY movie with an ensemble cast is bad. (Probably thinks Robert Altman is the worst director of all time.) Certainly no Plan 9 from Outer Space...

Um, no? It sounds like he thinks the movie looks terrible (which I agree with) but it has a surprising number of name talent. Your jumping to conclusions seems kind of silly...

Offender_Mullet · 01-14-2010, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Rblu-Dblu

So is this going to be like a "crash" movie except with relationships breaking up and getting together?

And without the slow-mo scene of the "angel" saving the guy's daughter from being shot.

Man that movie is so corny. Anyway, if you're a teenage guy, be sure to bring your chick to this PG-13 flick, where you're garaunteed to get some afterwards, seeing as she probably has posters on her wall of 90% of the cast.

CZAR · 01-14-2010, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Offender_Mullet

And without the slow-mo scene of the "angel" saving the guy's daughter from being shot.

Man that movie is so corny. Anyway, if you're a teenage guy, be sure to bring your chick to this PG-13 flick, where you're garaunteed to get some afterwards, seeing as she probably has posters on her wall of 90% of the cast.

To each is own but Crash is an excellent film! Got Em!!

Offender_Mullet · 01-14-2010, 07:48 PM

When first viewing it, I liked it. However, repeated viewings really shows how shallow the movie is. If it was longer, with more rich character development then I might've enjoyed it more.

CZAR · 01-14-2010, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Offender_Mullet

When first viewing it, I liked it. However, repeated viewings really shows how shallow the movie is. If it was longer, with more rich character development then I might've enjoyed it more.

Havnt seen it in a while and I bought it on blu but havnt opened it up because I hear the PQ is bad which if so really disappoints me! Got Em!!

DetroitSportsFan · 01-14-2010, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by iam1bearcat

Ouch.
Random as hell, and will probably be crap (as emphasized by the bold names who usually star in movies that are genuinely terrible)

Interestingly, you didn't bold the names of Taylor Lautner and Joe Jonas, who have even less credibility than the names you did put in bold.

Al_The_Strange · 01-14-2010, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by jstasa51

Last House on the Left was horrible

....both versions

...so you saw the term "worse movie ever" in the title but neglected the OP? lol.

Besides, "Last House on the Left" is still not quite as bad as its unofficial remake, "Chaos."

01-14-2010, 06:19 PM	#1
toef Blu-ray Champion Member since:May 2008 Location:Isla Nublar 4K collection:229 Blu-ray collection:545 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:4	This might be the worst movie ever, but... ...look at the cast: Taylor Lautner Bradley Cooper Anne Hathaway Jessica Alba Jessica Biel Ashton Kutcher Julia Roberts Jennifer Garner Emma Roberts Taylor Swift Topher Grace Jamie Foxx Patrick Dempsey Joe Jonas Shirley MacLaine Kathy Bates Eric Dane Queen Latifah George Lopez For the full cast, go here (I only kept the names I recognized): Valentine's Day

01-14-2010, 07:19 PM	#8
Fighter Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Oct 2009 Location:☣☣☣☣☣ Blu-ray collection:14	Last House on the Left was horrible....both versions

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01-14-2010, 06:20 PM	#2
MOONPHASE Blu-ray Duke Top contributor Member since:Jun 2007 Location:California 4K collection:8 Blu-ray collection:520 DVD collection:820 Blu-ray reviews:18 Trading Score:29	Very random cast

01-14-2010, 06:20 PM	#3
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01-14-2010, 06:21 PM	#4
Moefiz Blu-ray Knight Member since:Jul 2007 Blu-ray collection:288 DVD collection:20 Blu-ray reviews: 15 Trading Score:70	Looks like a fun date movie....

01-14-2010, 06:23 PM	#6
Grand Bob Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Oct 2007 Location:Seattle Area Home Theater Gallery:9 Blu-ray reviews:1	It's going to have to be pretty bad to beat "Plan 9 From Outer Space".

01-14-2010, 07:34 PM	#11
Rblu-Dblu Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Mar 2009 Location:Trapped on the Death Star 4K collection:4 Blu-ray collection:483 Trading Score:12	So is this going to be like a "crash" movie except with relationships breaking up and getting together?

01-14-2010, 07:35 PM	#12
RBBrittain Blu-ray Ninja Top contributor Member since:Jan 2009 Location:Little Rock, AR 4K collection:752 Blu-ray collection:1843 DVD collection:91 MA collection:989 Digital collection:349 iTunes collection:56 Prime collection:5 Trading Score:6	Sounds like the OP is a Crash naysayer--i.e., someone who thinks ANY movie with an ensemble cast is bad. (Probably thinks Robert Altman is the worst director of all time.) Certainly no Plan 9 from Outer Space...

01-14-2010, 07:48 PM	#17
Offender_Mullet Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Nov 2008 Location:Illinois Blu-ray collection:6 Blu-ray reviews:4 Trading Score:10	When first viewing it, I liked it. However, repeated viewings really shows how shallow the movie is. If it was longer, with more rich character development then I might've enjoyed it more.

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