Movies that should never have been made and why?

[Jezza]

So what movies do you think never have been released to the public and why?

And please don't just say the Star Wars prequels; we've established in about 5 different threads that not everyone likes them and the arguement grows tired.

I have a strong feeling that many movies in this thread will be ones made in the last 20 years.
But enjoy.

(Sorry about the UK flag, force of habit.)

[ArmyOfDarknessAW]

All spoof movies like Scary Movie, Date Movie, etc......

[retablo]

Originally Posted by Clone Trooper

I have a strong feeling that many movies in this thread will be ones made in the last 20 years.

That's because most people nowadays only watch new movies, which, compared to the films of yesteryear, are a serious step down.

[ArmyOfDarknessAW]

Originally Posted by retablo

That's because most people nowadays only watch new movies, which, compared to the films of yesteryear, are a serious step down.

Some of my favorite movies are from the 80's and a few from the 70's. I have not seen a great deal of 60's and earlier. I am only 23 if that matters.

[Dreemworx]

Spoof movies are about as lame as they get.

Wtf is fronting the $$$ for this garbage?

[AKORIS]

SPEED 2-- terrible and unnecessary

GODFATHER 3-- not a bad film but added nothing that was needed to the
series-- also had a very weak ending as opposed to the
memorable closes of the originals

PSYCHO remake-- not only rotten but almost shot for shot-- the same as
the original-- why bother?

ROLLERBALL remake-- this was ripe with potential for a great remake--
completely botched on every level-- terrible

[Blu-ray Fanatic]

Starship Troopers 2 & 3
Halloween 3
Spoofs (Meet The Spartans, Superhero Movie, Epic Movie, etc.)(Scary Movie 1 & 2 are acceptable)
The New World
Bruno
All of Michael Moore's films

[Gabriel360]

Any Uwe Boll movie. If you don't know why... Ah, heck, everyone knows why.

Okay, I'll list a couple of movies that actually were kind of popular:

X-Men: The Last Stand. Should not have been made. Not without Bryan Singer, anyway.

X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Bone claws = Worst. Idea. Ever. Sabretooth is Logan's brother = Second. Worst. Idea. Ever. Logan's real name is "Jimmy" = Third. Worst. Idea. Ever.

Nightmare on Elm Street remake. Not that I hated it, but when your Nancy is as totally hot as Rooney Mara, and your bathtub scene doesn't give us a nude shot as the original movie did... WHAT'S THE POINT??!!!

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans. I like the Underworld movies, but this one was lacking in every way. Plus, since we already heard this story told in the first Underworld movie, did we really need to spend 90 minutes hearing it again?

[iam1bearcat]

MEET THE DEEDLES - Paul Walker with giant blue smurf hair. whoever thought of that idea is indeed the devil

ANY SPOOF MOVIES - for very obvious and obnoxious reasons

THE HILLS HAVE EYES 2 - it may just be the worst movie i have ever seen in every single category and sense of what is 'good'

ANY HOME ALONE MOVIE AFTER HOME ALONE 2: LOST IN NEW YORK - damn you new stupid young sh!ts who get left places and have burglars arrive! you're not a classic! you're just watering down the ideas of an actual classic! and there's like 4 or 5 of them!

[FlipperWasIrish]

None!

Every movie, play, book, story or picture has its own audience.

Just because I may not think one is worthy in no way takes the pleasure away from another persons entertainment.

This is a wondeful thing about art.

[Grand Bob]

Torture flicks

[jjbsn5192]

Trolls & Trolls 2 should of never even existed

[Moefiz]

Macgruber...how did this even get made...

Spoof movies...they ran the course along time ago..

[Jaguar007]

People keep saying spoof movies. While most of them are crap, a few, like Airplane, are fantastic.

The Love Guru should never had been made.

[dmdragon]

Mortal Kombat Annihilation - Horrible, horrible movie with horrible, horrible CGI

Spawn - A GOOD spawn movie would have been welcome but this crap pg13 movie when the comic was way past R was not even close to good. I will say though, the acting was amazing. Leguizamo and Jai White were good, the story was abysmal though

Originally Posted by Gabriel360

Any Uwe Boll movie. If you don't know why... Ah, heck, everyone knows why.

X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Bone claws = Worst. Idea.

Agree with Uwe Boll, but you do realize that the Bone Claws were straight from the comic right? Magneto sucked out wolvie's adamantium and his claws were bone for quite awhile.

[wallendo]

Originally Posted by jjbsn5192

Trolls & Trolls 2 should of never even existed

Trolls 2 is a great movie (even though there are no trolls in it)!

The only movies that should "never have been made" would be blatant exploitation films, "snuff films", "kiddy porn", and "I Know Who Killed Me".

[sixteenvolt420]

Originally Posted by Jaguar007

People keep saying spoof movies. While most of them are crap, a few, like Airplane, are fantastic.

The Love Guru should never had been made.

I agree there are some good spoof movies out there, unfortunately there seem to be more bad than good. I really liked the first scary movie too.

[AKORIS]

Originally Posted by grand bob

torture flicks

+100

[AKORIS]

[QUOTE=Jaguar007;3420017]People keep saying spoof movies. While most of them are crap, a few, like Airplane, are fantastic.


also The Austin Powers movies and The Naked Gun movies-- these are some of my favorite comedies-- I think all the negative vibe on spoof flicks is because the recent ones have been so awful!

[Atreyu]

Duets with the great Paul Giamatti. He plays someone who gets hooked on Karaoke. What a stupid idea and mind numbing experience. I want the time it took me to watch this movie back.
Also Ed TV was soooo boring.
Also Be Kind Rewind, had a great premise but the script fell totally flat.
Since I'm on a roll add Porky's 2 and 3. The first one was deliciously raunchy, whereas the second and third installments were a bloody mess.